Bad, bad, bad Comatose mistaken ideas

I asked the same questions. No one knows. I ask peeps what do y’all do with old shoes.
Can’t get an answer that applies.
Garage sales?
Donations to a charity?

Hey. There’s always shoes on the side of the road. Of course, they’re always left shoes.
There’s a one legged guy somewhere that doesn’t need a left shoe.

Salvation Army or Goodwill won’t accept them? Homeless shelters?

~VOW

Hey, do they have TV in that prison you’re in? Your boy Charles is on Pole for the Baku GP tomorrow morning.

Just think of all the shoes you’ve worn over the years. Do you know what happened to all of them?

What about shoestrings? Did you remove them all and start your own shoestring ball?

At this point in my life I wear shoes until they wear out. Then they go in the trash. I’ve never heard of a landfill complaining.

My good shoes will be disposed of through my estate.

Hey, what size?
What style?
And what brand?
I’m 9N.

Make a bit of side cash before your will is ready.:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Now that we know about the shoelace ball, I want to know about @AzFavorite’s blue fish in the ceiling vent.

Me too!!

I will check.

I will see the plastic surgeon for a consult in a few minutes. We sent scans of my head and face.
He did my massive reconstruction after my car wreck a few years ago.
He flew himself from Austin,Texas.

I’m slightly worried. I have awful memories of pain from my 6 surgery’s he did on me.
At least my implants have stabled up. I had one molar that was lose. The dentist screwed/glued it back in place.
All my family are in the hospital. I’m happy to have someone translate my signing. But they still buggin’ on me.

Cross your fingers for me please​:neutral_face::neutral_face:

Fingers and toes are all crossed, Beck.

Don’t let him operate on you until his arms are fully rested.

Every single one :crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3::crossed_fingers:t3:

Hey!! Maybe I can get a ‘7 of 9’ Borg implant. Hell yeah! I’m askin’6🙃

This was worrisome until I read the next sentences:

I thought they were following in your footsteps.

Alas, no Borg implants available.

I got to say, “I told you so”
I knew my nose was broken. Wasn’t very painful but the shape is weird.

He is going to stay tonight and monitor a little surgery on my nose and set it right.
I Knew It!!
Lil’wrekker? Do you hear that? Ma was right. Again.

All i know is when they send you into a coma, it is real strange trip. ehere you exist there is so bizarre. i alternated between a dreamlike dtate and a more conscious feeling of paranoia, i really thought they wrre holding mr hostage and plitting my death. it was extremely odd. Glad you are running things like a boss. Tell the healing cat hello

So now you will have had two nose jobs. Becks, you really need to quit being so frivolous with your looks and rearranging everything or I’m going to drive down there to help @kenobi_65 put you into the bubblewrap jumpsuit and add a helmet and faceshield.

Yep that coma stuff is weird.
If any of you ever have a loved one in a coma talk to them not ‘about’ them.
I wasn’t exactly paranoid but I was afraid. A few comforting words would’ve been nice.
The Lil Wrekker kissed my cheek everytime she came and went. And held my hand. I was trying to do Helen Keller signing in her hand. She said my hand and fingers moved but she never thought I might be signing
The nurses never spoke to me. They checked my stuff and left.

There was a orderly who sang, that was nice.

So all the plastic surgeon needs to do is set your nose? Hopefully that won’t hurt too much.

What about the grand mal seizure stuff? Can they prevent you from having any more?

My fingers are still crossed.

Whoa, that’s a lot of digits! I’m feeling decidedly under-fingered. I bet you play a mean piano! :slight_smile: