Ha. At first glance, that was a recommendation for a motorboat. 
If the Wizard is capable of giving out hearts and brains, do you think he could supply a couple of kidneys?
Exactly!!
Do you have a glue gun? 'Cause if you affix metal bottle caps to the heels of your red Converses, you can wear them and click your heels.
(Do you have glitter?)
Does she have glitter?
Oh my god!