Here the last two lines (of your excerpt) were:
“I shot my poor techer/with a .44 stud.”
Though I suspect that “stud” is a corruption of something, as I don’t know if it means anything specific in this context. I do see others having posted that exact lyric on the internet, but not very many. There’s also “.44 slug.”
“Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoe?”
“Choo choo cha-boogie”
Depends on your definition of “at least”.
Chewed your new shoe.
facepalm That’s what I get for trying to quote a 45-year-old memory. “Chewed” fits much better, too.
I heard, “Pardon me, Boy is that dog who pooped in your new shoe?”
Oh, they gave him his orders in Monroe, Virginia, saying: Pete, you’re way behind time . . .
“Ding dong the witch is dead”
White teeth
Red lips
“The ballad of John and Yoko”
Slut! I want a divorce.
It was a mere oversight.
All for science, I swear.
This is not 86, it is Old 97. Get her into Central on time.
Science!
Teddy! Signature Move!
I bet Weird Al has a jello song.
Eat It!
“the worms go in, the worms crawl out. In your eyes and out your mouth”