Those lyrics are not right. Hmmm?
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout . . .
Every kid group has their own version.
Your body turns an ishy green
Sweet violets! Sweeter than all the roses!
“I never promised you a rose garden”
I beg your pardon!
Ain’t too proud to beg.
Everybody sing!
Hi Ex, how you doin’?
“Sing, sing a song”
Mama don’t whup li’l Buford. Mama don’t pound on his haid.
Mama don’t whup li’l Buford. I think you should shoot him instead.
“Mama, don’t t let your babies grow up to be cowboys…”
“I wanna be a cowboy…and you can be my cowgirl…”
Yippee ty yi yay!
“I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy,
I see by my outfit that I’m a cowboy, too,
We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys.
If you had an outfit you could be a cowboy, too.”
“Oh its 40 below and I dont give a …”
It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears . . .
Well, the OP said bad, bad, bad.
Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you
I’ll have a Duff, you have one, too.
Here comes The King, here comes the big Number One!
Budweiser beer, The King is second to none
Just say Budweiser, you’ve said it all.
It’s from the Land of Pleasant Living, we bring you (?) …
Whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses…
Well I saw the thing comin’ out of the sky
With one long horn and one big eye.