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An actual scary sign, held at a protest of a New Age bookstore by bonafide Jack-Chick-tract-passing scary Christians that most assuredly make the other ones look bad:
‘God hates nakedness!!’
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Most bonafide Jack-Chick-track-passing scary Christians are never gonna see any nakedness, so why the Hell would they care?
What about those billboards from god
“Don’t make me come down there”
“Great wedding invite me to the marriage”
etc.
those are funny but sickining
My favorite response bumper sticker:
In case of rapture, can I have your car?
:::Cyberhwk, who must remember to check for already posted ideas from now on.
Some More:
**I Found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time.
Woody Allen: “God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
CS Lewis: “There are two kinds of people: those who say to God: Thy will be done, and those to whom God says: All right, then, have it your way.”
And on the 8th day God said, “Ok Murphy, you take over.”**
That is just beautiful, and it best exemplifies why I stopped doing the Christian bumper sticker thing 6 years ago. Partly it came just from growing up, but also it was partly due to the fact that I knew I made mistakes driving that would likely infuriate other drivers. I know because I’ve experienced it–nothing like being cut off by some super-aggressive “WWJD” asshole.
I saw this painted on teh side of a van, complete with Scooby smiling alongside it.
I’m a Christian, at least, I am by name. I have grown increasingly turned off by church (after all, here it is Sunday morning and I’m here), and I find myself tired of most Christians. The intolerance, aggression, arrogance, and simple-mindedness of the loudest few just make me want to hurl.
But here’s the thing…intolerance breeds intolerance. Thanks to these sanctimonious nimrods, we now have large groups of people willing to dismiss, mock, spit on, and otherwise smear Christians. It bums me out to see threads like this for two reasons…one, that there are so many Christians out there being lame (although so many are well-intended, if ignorant); two, there are so many people quick to judge the entirety of the group based on the actions of the few. (It’s a large and vocal few, granted.)
I agree with the statement made earlier–it’s amazing Christianity has survived not its opposition, but its supporters.
That said, a bumper sticker a friend of mine has that I both like and say, “oooh, that hurts” to is: You don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church. It wouldn’t sting if there weren’t truth in it! What do you do when you believe in God and love science? Avoid most churches, apparently.
So…here I am.
Are you saying somehow that Frederick Barbarossa was not a a real man? :mad:
My roommate has that on his license plate holder on his truck.
oh god, am i glad i don’t live in america.
i think i’ve said that before.
what about these?
P.U.S.H…Pray Until Something Happens?
jesus loves you
but then again, so does your mother.
i’ve seen people with badges (um, buttons?) with christ on a bicycle and christ on a pogo stick…literally.
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i’m working in a nursing home with elderly people with dementia, and they all have a little gideon bible in their rooms…
one old man kept reading the dirty bits aloud, you know, sodom & gomorrah, lot’s incest with his daughters, the benjamites raping a woman to death…that sort of thing.
it was freaking the staff (and the other residents) out, so we had to take it off him. possibly the only case of someone being PREVENTED to read the bible on the grounds of public decency.
[hijack over]
Off subject a little, my uncle had an old truck that he covered in bumber stickers to associate with every group he could find. Everything from the National Rifle Association to M.A.D.D. so if anyone screwed with his car (His car had been vandalized while he lived in San Francisco for having some kind of Darwin reference on it) they would be screwing, likely, with a car that supported their little stupid_fanatic_club_03. I found one particularly amusing, “Nuke the baby Harp Seals for Jesus.” Way to offend everyone… That was my spiel about bumperstickers, thanks.
~ARose
Alas, I was so offtrack there that I forgot to mention that I also found the “My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter” one particularly amusing. I’ve set out to find one that says, “My Boss is a Muslim Cab Driver.”
~ARose
A similar, but maybe even worse one I saw said: “God is against abortion. That settles it!” :rolleyes: I wanted to ask the driver how he knew …
“You think this is hot?” -God
The heat index is 112°F. Of course I think it’s hot.
:rolleyes:
I tremble in fear at the thought of being damned to hell. Honest.
A sign Catalyst mentioned today in the car-
“The most powerful position for a Christian is on your knees.”
To which I feel the urge to reply: “I’ll get on my knees if you get on your elbows”
Religion in and of itself isn’t a horrible concept. It gets iffy when it’s organized, politicized, and forced down the throats of the rest of us. Bumperstickers should be amusing, so all of you find that humor and run with it.
I need one of those buttons. I need both of those buttons.
Make one with Christ on a crutch and you have the holy trinity of buttondom.
A bumper sticker I thought of:
Bite me, eat Darwin.
These were on the marquees of our local churches:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
7 days without prayer makes one weak
Back in Philly in the seventies, you could see:
Only God saves more than Bernie Parent!
Along with WWJD and P.U.S.H., I’ve also seen CHAD (back before the election fiasco). Anyone know what CHAD stands for?
As far as the “Jesus lives and fish don’t walk” thing goes, if I ever get a car, I think I’ll get a Jesus fish decal and a Darwin fish decal. Yes, I’m one of those rare thinking Christians, and I actually believe in science! :eek:
I don’t see it being about pushing my beliefs on anyone else, but I want to get people to think. There’s so many Jesus-fish-eating-Darwin-fish and Darwin-fish-eating-Jesus-fish, and I’m sick of everone assuming there’s a conflict.
Actually, I rather want a Jesus fish with legs. Does anyone know if they exist?
My apologies if this one has been mentioned, but it certainly was a new one for me:
Jesus. That’s my final answer
It’s nice juxtaposition of fanaticism and contemporary kitsch. Of course this begs the question: Answer to what?