There is this class in my area called* “Anger Management for Teens and Young Adults” * and because of some things that I won’t get into I had to go to the classes.
The classes ended a while ago but I got a call the other day from this girl who was also in the class. She asks how I am doing and all that and ends up admitting that she wanted to ask me out but by the time she got the nerve the class was over and she didn’t know where I lived. I was like that’s cool although I *still * have no idea how she got my phone number and I couldn’t remember exactly who she was. This girl sent her photo to my email and she was absolutely hot, I did recognize her from the class but she looked waaaay hottter than I remembered her.
Today we went on a date that ended horribly because she was so nice on the phone but a bitch in person.
First she got mad when she was getting into my car because I had a Wrestling Magazine laying on the backseat of the car and she said that I must be immature, I told her the magazine belonged to my brother and she said I was lying. Then she kept telling me I was driving to fast and after I slowed down she tells me that I don’t have to drive like I am 80 years old. We get to the Fun Center and she wanted me to order a pizza so I did and she got angry because I bought too much of it.
She was like “how the fuck am I going to eat all of this”.
I saw some people that I knew that happened to be there and I offered them some of the pizza and then she got mad because she could have taken the pizza home.
I said hi to somebody I knew from school that was working there and she accused me of flirting. BTW, on the phone I asked her where she wanted to go and she told me it didn’t matter and I asked her if she wanted to go to the fun center and she said “yes” but after we were there less than a half hour she said it was to noisy and she wanted to leave. I paid for us to play miniature golf but she asked me why I thought she would like playing golf. Finally she said she had a headache and needed to get home, I was real nice about it and agreed to leave but I had to use the restroom first and she got mad about that. “Do whatever the hell you want” and she was going to walk home even though it was about to rain. I convinced her to get in the car and she kept telling me that she expects more and that I had wasted her time.
I think I know where I went wrong…I went on a date with a girl from an Anger Management class.
What if anything did I do wrong? Most girls like going to the fun center which is basically a huge arcade with go-karts and miniature golf.
I have to pat myself on the back though because as much as that girl was a bitch I didn’t lose my temper.
When I was going through my misbegotten period of Internet dating, I once spent 40 minutes that felt like three hours with this one guy. I’d virtuously told myself that I’d go out with anybody I met online that didn’t seem like an out and out wierdo to me, so I went with this guy knowing I already thought he was boring. (Now that policy did net me my current guy, and another one that I’m still friends with, so it’s a good idea, but.) All he did is talk about himself, talk talk talk talk. So ten minutes into it he says “so what do you do?” At the time I was still in library school, so I started to tell him how I felt about librarianship and this and that and he interrupted me to say “So, that dosen’t make a lot of money, does it?” “Uh, no, it dosen’t, but I really care…” [interruption] “Kinda dumb, going to school to do something that don’t make a lot of money. Blah blah blah me me me me…” Suffice it to say that once I could escape honorably I did so. I didn’t call him and he didn’t call me.
I didn’t go out with the one who once I spoke to him on the phone seemed to think we were Soulmates. I weaseled out of that one with a Big Fat Lie and I don’t care if that is a bad thing, I didn’t know what else to do but I certainly wasn’t going to date him!
I remember I used to work with this girl who was a TOTAL bitch to me for seemingly no reason at all. I mean every time I saw this girl she had something shity to say to me.
I made the mistake onetime (before I realized what a bitch she was) of calling her “Hon” her response was “Uh, excuse me I’m not a “Honey”” I was like “heh, no kid’n?” (And for the record I do realize it’s can sometimes feel a little patronizing for women to be called “Hon” I normally only call women “Hon” that I’m friends with and I know they don’t mind. But sometimes it slips out to women I don’t know so well. My bad, I know.)
Anyway, I happened to run into this girl at a bar one night. I was originally not going to say anything to her because I KNEW she didn’t like me. So SHE came up to me instead and starts in on me:
Her: “What you’re not going to say hi to me?!”
Me: “Uh, Hi?”
Her: “You’re such a condesending ass!!”
Me: “Why?”
Anyway this drivel goes on for quite sometime. Halfway through our little tiff she even had the nerve to ask me to but her a drink!! Which I did. We continue to talk. I’m not quite sure how it happened because I was a little buzzed but we wound up making out in the bar like a couple of newly weds. The only thing I could remember for sure was that she asked me “So are you gonna kiss me or what?!” (Said in a rather annoyed voice)
Well, the next time I see this girl at work; she lays in on me about how I took advantage of her!! And that I should have been more of a gentlemen. Then she had the audacity (and I shit you not) to say “Next time we go out I want you to treat me better” (or something like that. I can’t remember it was a long time ago)
I of course stayed as far away from this girl as possible after that whole ordeal.
Once, a girl asked me to give her a tour of Orlando. Now, I didn’t think this was really a date, since she had a boyfriend, but hang on…
We went all around futilely looking for alcohol for her already-drunk ass even though I kept trying to tell her that they arent allowed to sell alcohol at that time of day.
So, in the course of driving around, she, in chronological order:
– Suggests we stop at a corner to ask a person if they know where to get cocaine
– Tries to get money from an ATM with her ex-husband’s card, unsuccessfully, without, I suspect, permission from him
– Tries to badger a 7-11 employee into selling her alcohol, at which point the employee suggests inviting a deputy to discuss the law with her
Then we get back to the motel room, and I crash there in a room with only 2 beds, her, and her two children. I fall down, dead tired and try to actually sleep (it’s 6 am and I haven’t slept.)
She crawls into bed with me and tries to start something. Ummm, hello? Ragingly drunk? With boyfriend? With children present? After you tried to engage in 3 illegal activities already? No thanks! We did make out a bit tho.
Based on her behavior, it almost sounds as though she was a plant and the purpose of the date was to see whether or not you’d lose your temper with her. Congrats–sounds like you passed the final exam!
