Bad Doper Advice.

I’ve asked for plenty of advice that I then ignored because honestly I didn’t want advice in the first place. (I’m not alone in that, I know.) “My boyfriend and I will never agree religiously. It’s a big deal to him. What do I do?” I didn’t want to hear “break up with him”, so I ignored all the people who said that, of course. Half of the relationship threads on the Dope are like that - “Please tell me what I want to hear!”

We’re still not married and I’m beginning to think we never will be. Maybe they were right.

I’ve never wished I hadn’t taken advice from imaginary people on the internet. However, when I posted here about an issue with my then-fiance, several people predicted that things wouldn’t get better, and I should break it off.

I ignored them.

They were right.

That would’ve saved me a hell of a lot of trouble.

I often poll my friends about advice for living. Some of them say, “No way am I going to tell you what to do and be responsible for the outcome.” Silly them.

Others will tell me what they think I should do and I usually ignore them and do what I want.

Asking for advice is a good way to hear options you may not have thought of, beyond that. . .

I thought you wanted revenge? Try this instead:

“When the Molly is dead, Kyla will eat her heart. Before she dies, Kyla will put her children under the knife, so the Molly will know her seed is wiped out forever.”

Molly: I have cancer!
Me: :frowning:

Except from Rand Rover. That guy knows his shit about fashion.

You’ll end up wearing pleated khakis and a polo shirt.

Oh, you will not end up wearing pleats. If only because I always go in and squawk about it. I’m not the only one - there’s a huge anti-pleat bloc. But I feel very strongly about it.

With a Hawaiian shirt over it. And sandals with socks.

Heh heh … have you read that book? That kid is kind of a selfish jerk.

Maybe you should have said something like this to the person who used to abuse you.

No, I haven’t, but I want to. I read his Igdoof comic at the University of Maryland.

That sort of thing didn’t happen much in the astronomy graduate program, though.

You could cut a word out of that sentence and still be on the money.

Oh, you should. Read all four of them – they’re hilarious. My kids and my wife and I all love them.

And a T-shirt and Speedo to a wedding. Why are you trying to impose your arbitrary standards on me?! I am a free spirit! FREEEEEE!

RandRover, I know a lot of shit about fashion too, but do not deign to give advice because I know the above crowd will jump all over me. In fact, I think I even started a thread once about it. Ah yes: Why all the hostility toward looking nice? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board

Zsofia, I’ve always thought your relationship was…odd. I wouldn’t even think to give you advice on it. :slight_smile:

(continuing hijack; sorry Kyla) Hey Greg! Yep, I’m still here in AZ. I avoided the paid subscription before as a means of self-discipline to keep myself from goofing off here too frequently. Since they’ve allowed free posting again, I’ve been posting here and there, though not a whole lot. My understanding is that you’re no longer in San Diego. :slight_smile: