Need help with a dating dilemma? Got a family situation that would make Jerry Springer blush? Unrolling a new interior decorating scheme?
Are you tired of having total strangers spend their lunch hours thinking of solid, good, time-tested advice for you? Are you close to hitting bottom, but just need directions to get you through the home stretch?
Then step right up, boys and girls of MPSIMS. The brilliant and handsome Milossarian, author of A Boy’s Guide to Hugs, Why Does My Kitty Cat Make that Noise?, and What You Should Wear With Those Pants will give you the worst advice you’ve ever received on almost any topic. No problem is too mundane, personal, or sensitive.
Milo holds a PhD in reverse psychology, with significant undergraduate work in irony.