Bad middle-of-night performance now

Thanks Jerry! It’s flying tonight :). You done good mate, them gnomes are real happy in that computer now

Quoth the inestimable jdavis:

My mom insists that computers really run by virtue of a little Japanese leprechaun that lives inside each one. When the technician shows up to fix something, all he’s really doing is slipping the little guy some sushi and soda bread.

Do Japanese leprechauns have a yen for green saki?