Ok, I did 10,000 BC and now I’m just mad.
Seriously, could NO ONE in the entire production team glance at Wikipedia for even 2 minutes? Jesus.
Oh come ON. Woolly mammoths as draft animals! In the desert*! That has to be historically accurate.
*At least on the trailer it looked like the desert. It was probably really the tundra or something.
Wait, it gets better: the end of the movie is an epilogue, where one of the protagonists is telling this story to a bunch of children around a fire, as something he remembers for long ago. In other words, the epilogue takes place at most, like, 40 years after the actual story. And the story ends with–the pyramids being ground down by the sands of time and blowing away in the wind. The pyramids. In 40 years.
Were there three sets of pyramids, one made of straw, the next of wood, and the last of brick by any chance?
You’re Bill Cosby’s cousin? That’s cool.
I’ll try to pay more attention next time. Oh wait, I was going to kill myself first.
William Shatner plays 2 roles in “White Comanche”.
I tried. I did try. I could not bear it. I thought I was going to die if I had to watch one more second of it.
Although I am ususally fairly articulate, I cannot find the words to describe the horror of it.
Well, that just goes to show what happens when you cut corners by using non-union workers and cheap building materials. Sure, you may save a few shekels and it may look good when it’s new but when it starts eroding away after only a couple sandstorms, you’re going to wish you weren’t so tight fisted.
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