That’s a cool idea! Here are some I found in our yellow pages:
A Nu’ U Hair Salon (WTF is a Nu’ ?)
Amber Waves
Anointed Hands
Cut-Itup
D Essence
De Youngster International Hair Salon & Boutique
Divine Hairstyles From Above
Hair Apparent
Hair Fantasy
Hair House
Hair Loft
Hair On Earth Inc
The Hair Pleasers
Hair Plus
Hair Options
Hairvoyance
The Important Place
Intrinsik Style Shop
Lee’s Beauty Box (I don’t think I wanna know)
Mane Attraction
The Mane Event
Private Quarters Hair Salon (wonder what the extra services are?)
Quintessential Hair Experience
Salon En Suite’s (sic)
Totally Envogue (sic)
Unique Beauteria
Whispering Glamour
Williams Do Hair
I once got my hair cut at a place called “The Bikini Cut”. I guess you could describe it as Hooters for hair. You go to have a friendly, attractive (in theory) gal clad in a bikini do your hair. Kinda pricey, but good, clean fun.
Oh, this is fun. I’ll spare you all the pedestrian, boring “hair” puns and all the ones on Devine Street that put a boring pun in there, too. Only the best here. My Yellow Pages yields the following:
A 360 Degree Styling Boutique - har in the round! Agape’ Hair Salon - I assume it’s somebody’s name, but I think I’d rather go to the Eros Hair Salon myself. Atmosphair Salon Barbara’s Professional Hair Weeving & Styling - how “professional” can you be if you can’t spell weave? The Beautee Shop Betty’s Paradise Of Beauty - right next door to Ft. Jackson, one might add. Not that I’m implying anything about Betty. (Betty?) Changing Phaces Cutting Edge Of Columbia Express Your Hair Salon Exquisite Trendz Extreme Hair Designs - er, no thanks. Foxy’s Ladies - I confess, I think that’s kinda cute. I wouldn’t mind getting my hair cut by somebody named Foxy. Hair Glory Perfection Hair Power Hair We Are - okay, so I had to put some of the best of the “Hair” ones. Particularly the first two, which seem a little fuzzy on the concept. It’s Only Hair - thanks for the consolation, hon. Kim’s Beauty & Variety Shoppe - I’m struggling between wanting to know and not wanting to know. A trip to North Main might be in order. Mo’ Betta Barbering - I’d go here, if I were a man and had some good gossip to share. Outing Beauty Salon - where one goes to get one’s butch crew cut? Pure E-Magination Sassy But Classy - hey, that’s what I’m going for with my haircut, actually Sheapopadores’s - no idea. Shear Five - somebody couldn’t grasp the nature of the bad “shear” puns, eh? Sol 2 Sol Hair Designers - like feet? Like the sun? I dunno. Tre’s Bien - owned, one assumes, by Tre.
My favorites: Atmosphair Salon, Changing Phaces, and It’s Only Hair.
Lavonna’s Beauty Salon I’ve never met a Lavonna in my life. Gary’s Hairbenders I’d prefer it cut. Headwaiter There’s a fly in my soup! Total Body Hair Salon I just want my ass hair trimmed, thank you.
Tophair design - ahem
Nemo hair *- ?[/]
Hairpolice Amsterdam - I bet I’d get a ticket for tress-passing
van Dungen * I bet I’d get a ticket for stinking *
Bamm Nail Shopp (sic) - Bamm?
Beauty Brokers - I guess you get what you pay for.
Becky’s Primpin Parlor
Cutting Up Corall (sic) - try the Mane-n-Tail shampoo here
Eclipxe Hair Design
Em Ro’s Fleur-D-Lis Beautique (sic) - I am NOT making this up!
Exodus Beauty Salon - ? get your last hair cut here !
Glamorama - I kinda like that one
Hair-So-Nu
Hairitage (sic)
The Hairloom - talk about weaving!
House of Aisha
Kinks by Kit
Lacedric Hair Silhouette
Lamode Stylette
LaRitz Beauty Salon
Magic Fingers Beauty Salon
N U You - wha?
New Identity Beauty Salon - for joining the witness protection program I reckon.
O’Hair-A’s
Rezultz
Romeo’s Hair Force - sounds kinda scary
Rose Marie’s Beauty Rama
Salon De Elegance
Stacy’s Family Hair Care Center & Tanning Barn - "tanning BARN "??
The Hair Closet by Janice - guess this is for those not out yet.
Tru Kutz
Whirl of Beauty - is this a play on “world of beauty”?
Zeek - yep, that’s it, not “Zeek’s”, just “Zeek”. Eeek.
Celebra (T’s) Hair Salon
Annointed Hands Hair Salon - hair by Jesus?
**Crazy Hair ** - you’ll see your new style and scream! Diva’s With AttitudeDouble Vision Hair Salon
**Donald of Denver ** - uh, we’re not in Dever. Is that supposed to evoke some sort of mountain glamour?
**You Got the Hookup
Hair Creation by Sylvia at We’ll Never Tell Salon
Hair Psychiatry
Slighty Sassy Hair Design ** - don’t want to scare the neighbors with too much sass.
**Sophisti-kuts ** - nothing says sophisticated like mispelled words. Snobs of Houston Hair Design
U-Neek A-Track-Tions
This thread is the greatest. I cannot stop cracking up.
Highlights (har har) from the Yellow Pages:
Ahead Above
Amoris the Beauty Salon
A Touch from Heaven Hair Design
Choices Hair Salon
Hair Visions
Headlines
Nature’s Crown
Ruff Cuts [finally! a hair salon for those who like it ruff!]
Shear Shack Hair Styling [because nothing says “sophisticated” and “professional” like the word “shack”]
Hair R Us [not even correct grammatically!]
Here in Greensboro we have Hairport '77. Seriously.
The woman I go to has the last name of Maxwell, and she named her shop Maxwell’s Silver Scissors. That’s why I picked her out of the book–anyone who names her shop after a Beatles song can’t be all bad.
I hope it’s not a regional spelling, it’s hard enough to tell people where you’re from sometimes. Honestly, you weave it into your existing hair, how hard is that? There were a few places that promised a “weave” as spelled correctly, so if it’s regional it’s not ubiquitous. Maybe mine is an offshoot of yours, apprentice gone master.
