I remember getting an Eaton’s catalogue years back and being tremendously amused at one of the perfumes advertised. It seemed to me they just could have done a lot better than “Eau de Toillette Boule”. For $40, one could also get the Cologne Boule which also came in a round glass container but wasn’t nearly as funny.
So what are other unfortunate (theoretical) names for perfume/cologne/smelly liquid? Off the top of my head…
Time of the Month
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Channelle
Cher’s “Give Your Man A Bono”
Essence of Monica
Your suggestions, please.