And then shot at it!
Yeah, I hate kids too. I bet her hands are perpetually sticky and she shrieks at the top of her lungs when she plays outside.
I’ve seen pictures of kids holding beer cans and liquor bottles. [del]My[/del] The kids turned out fine.
:). No, but my kid found a bear paw earlier this Summer. Then soon after that the rest of the bear in a big plastic garbage bag. Damn poachers.