Is Grandma spry?
Started watching this the other day and my teenage son came home so I haven’t been able to finish it yet… (didn’t think it was appropriate yet for him to watch).
Anyways, is the “talking walnut” explained? I don’t understand that reference, other than the kid mentioning it a couple of times…
You mean people are not actually spoiling the ending of the movie? well shit, i wonder why…
I love Bad Santa! It’s almost as inspirational as It’s a Wonderful Life. Although I have tried to model my behavior on Willie rather than George Bailey.
After trashing the Advent Calendar when drunk, and trying to pastiche it back together …
Kid: This one has a candy corn.
Willie: Yeah, well they can’t all be winners.
Favorite movie ever.
Actually, my favorite scene actually says
Ritter: “And I heard someone saying Oh yeah oh yeah, you ain’t going to shit right for…a month.”
He says month instead of week.
Second favorite is the mall food court where the mother interrupts him when hes eating.
“I’m on my fuckin lunch break!”
Oh, yeah, all of the John Ritter scenes were just priceless. I loved in that scene how he had to drop his voice, pinch up his face into an expression of horror and disgust, and spell out s-h-i-t.
We have an advent calendar at home, I think if I can find a candy corn, I’m gonna stick it in the 24th spot, bad tape job and all. 
“It’s a wooden pickle…”
I think we can drop the spoiler pretense on a movie that’s 5 years old, repeated on basic cable ad naseum, and has already had 1/3 of the lines quoted in the thread…
Shit happens when you party naked!
Do want that t-shirt.
Sold. I think this is how I’ll celebrate Christmas Eve too. 
Kid, shit in one hand and hope in the other and see which one fills up first
I own it. My wife got it for me a few years ago!
He’s not going to say fuck stick in front of the children, is he?
Joe
Also liked the alarm clock.
All of the scenes with John Ritter and Bernie Mac are solid gold, RIP guys.
The opening scene in the bar, I swear, Billy Bob Thorton looks just like the grinch.
The baby mannikin in the mall taking one in the head during the shoot out.
And Lauren Graham, Hmmmm, ‘prove it.’
So I’m drunk off my ass and watching Bad Santa tonight.
Let me tell you something motherfucker! My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.
I actually saw this movie for the first time last night. It was better than I expected it to be.
My work here is done. 
Have a fried bologna tostada for us!
For me, one of the funniest things about this movie was the reaction I got from my mom when someone mentioned seeing it.
She’s pretty normal and even-keeled, but this movie came up in conversation and she gets noticably agitated and says, “Oh! My! Well, I’ve… never! Oh! It was just… it was just*…blasphemous!*”
Damn, that was funny!