I’ve said this recently; I’m not one of the fat acceptance crowd. But a round, beautiful, juicy ass that you could bite like a steak is a whole other matter.
There’s a commercial out there right now that’s “heeelarious,” in which Mom, wearing a Santaesque red robe with white trim, is bending over and fussing with something. Adorable toddler descends the stairs, and, seeing nothing but the profile of her mom’s beautiful, round, delicious ass from behind, exclaims “Santa!”
The joke, of course, is that mom should feel guilty for being “fat” and should lose weight and stuff. Except her face is actually thin and beautiful, it’s just that she’s rocking a nice, big toilet that’s covered up by that red robe.
So fuck those people that made that commercial, because I’ve pounded one off to it at least three times. We’re talking big, beautiful, juicy prime rib ass that you just want to BUMP BUMP BUMP from behind with your pelvis while she keeps trying to stay quiet so that she doesn’t wake the kid up. We’re talking about grabbing on to her hip bones and riding her through the fields at dawn. She should not be ashamed.
The linked commercial does have a nice MILF. But I wouldn’t describe her ass as large at all. Nor is it very shapely since it’s covered up so much. The fact that you jerked off three times to it is kinda sad. Are you that desperate? Were you without internet access during this time? Couldn’t you at least find an exercise machine infomercial?
Still, I agree with the general um, thrust of the OP. That certain strain of popular culture which takes it as a given that women should be worried about their fat ass is totally disconnected from the male psyche. But this is because these fashion trends are aimed at other women and not men, as far as I can see. You’ll note that skin mags designed for male enjoyment don’t tend to feature toothpicks bending over.
