Who’s the stripper he takes home in Miami who he tells to take a shower because she smells like balls? I can’t seem to find her credit on IMDb, and she has several lines. (Both in that scene and the previous one in the club.)
I ask because in the club scene, she looks a lot like Gillian Jacobs from Community.
I’ve only seen the censored version on TV. It seemed like half the dialog was bleeps. What’s more, sometimes I couldn’t even figure out what the bleeped word was supposed to be.
I really need to get it from Netflix and hear the actual dialog.
You really, really do.
According to imdb that scene is only in the “Badder Santa” DVD version, so she may not be in the credits at all.
Thanks for clearing that up. I haven’t seen the DVD version, and was all 
because I figured I’d remember dialogue like that!
Does anyone else find the way Bernie Mac eats that orange disturbing, or is it just me?
Watched this last night, with a glass of Old Grand Dad and some sandwiches. Hilarious as always. I still maintain Marcus is the funniest character:
“Lollipop Guild, you asshole! Jesus, two year olds flip me off better than you!”
And yes, DCnDC, Bernie Mac and the orange is just odd.
Well, sure, Santa fuckin’ someone in the ass.
Knowing the actors are dead makes those Chipeska/Gin scenes even more uncomfortably funny.
The only Christmas movie I can watch. It’s a tradition in our house to get shit faced and watch it. My favorite line, “wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.” To which the kid replies, “okay.”
“Your name’s Herman Thurman?”
“Yeah.”
“Jesus.”
Thurman Murman, not Herman Thurman.
“He kicked my ass! You know why?”
“Cause you went to the bathroom on Mommie’s dishes?”
Like I said, we’re drunk when we watch it.
“You need years of therapy, I shit you not; years and years of therapy.”
Do you drunkenly tear open the kids’ advent calendars while you watch it?
“Well, they can’t all be winners, can they?”
That’s one of my favorite moments in the movie, but I noticed it’s not in every version. I remember it from when I saw it in the theater, but my DVD version doesn’t have that scene.
Shit happens when you party naked.
What do you want?
Fraggle stick car.
What the fuck is that?
Fraggle stick car.
I heard ya. Fraggle stick car. Fine.
Old question, but yes. I do find that scene disturbing. I hate loud, slurping eating like that.
Also, I watch this every Christmas Eve while drinking beer and wrapping gifts.
But don’t get me wrong. I was against the Clinton impeachment. What a man does with his own penis, oval office, women’s big and tall, it’s not for the American people to say.
Network broadcasting is to Bad Santa as pantyhose is to sex.
I used that as my answering machine once, my dr. said he liked it