Bad Writing of the Month Award Goes to 1010 WINS

[Eve]

. . . and not the AP for a change!

(1010 WINS) (NEW YORK) A deliveryman who vanished last week after taking food to a Bronx apartment complex was found Tuesday in an elevator there after someone reported it stuck between floors, the Fire Department said. Ming Kuang Chen, 35, was found at 4:56 a.m., said Virginia Lam, a department spokeswoman. He was dehydrated and taken to Montefiore Medical Center.

Guess it made him easier to transport, but still seems a rotten trick to play on him.

[Hal_Briston]

Mmmmm…instant Chinese food delivery guy…

[audiobottle]

I’m thinking of the old Batman movie with Adam West, where the Joker et. al. dehydrated the world leaders. Awesome.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

The idea of a Chinese delivery guy stuck in an elevator must really hit the ol’ funny bone.

[Infovore]

@audiobottle

I’m thinking of the old Batman movie with Adam West, where the Joker et. al. dehydrated the world leaders. Awesome.

I’m thinking of that Star Trek TOS episode where half the cast got turned into little white multi-sided blocks of salt.

[Otto]

I’m thinking of the old Batman movie with Adam West, where the Joker et. al. dehydrated the world leaders.

I’m thinking of that Star Trek TOS episode where half the cast got turned into little white multi-sided blocks of salt.

I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

[Wrenchslinger]

Number 3.

Pork Fried rice. Mmmmmmmm

W

[merrily]

My favorite headline was on CNN:

Death sentence tossed over bible

[Eve]

@merrily

Death sentence tossed over bible

Wheeeee!

[ltfire]

“HEADLESS MAN FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR”

A New York Post headline…sometime in the 70’s.

[NinjaChick]

@ltfire

“HEADLESS MAN FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR”

A New York Post headline…sometime in the 70’s.

Obviously, the only type of establishment for that type of fellow.

[Merhouse]

@Eve

He was dehydrated and taken to Montefiore Medical Center

ROFL!

1010 WINS owes me a new keyboard. Well, either them or the folks at www.pepsi.com

[Askance]

I can’t resist posting my two favourite headlines, both from WWII:
Eighth Army Push Bottles Up Germans

MacArthur Flies Back To Front

[JRDelirious]

@Askance

Eighth Army Push Bottles Up Germans

Hmmm… the boys learned fast after just a couple of weekend leaves in Hamburg…

[plnnr]

“Hey, it’s Ms. Olsen!”

“When I want a good cup of Chinese deliveryman, I also use Ming Chen Crystals. They’re good to the last dlop!”