The OP says it’s a standard animal fight situation. That means the two are locked in a steel cage. So unless they both decide not to fight, the gorilla may back away initially, but if the badger attacks, it will soon be a disassembled badger.
No way! Honey badger don’t give a shit. Nothing beats a honey badger. Ever.
You can be a badass and not give a shit and still be dismembered and stomped into the ground by a wild animal ten times your size.
I refuse to believe it until I see it! Don’t underestimate the mighty honey badger.
Yeah I once beat that guy 10 times my size. He towered over me like a giant, and then I kicked him square in the 'nads! Take that, leverage!
Badgers? We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badgers!
hmm, now i’m in doubt - when the honey badger rips the gorilla’s gonads as a souvenir, would the gorilla get angrier and kill the honey badger or would it hug itself and cry?
I’d like to change my answer, as I hadn’t considered that the badger might have a helicopter gunship at his disposal.
The gorilla would still win, but at least against a honey badger he’d receive a severe rateling.
Here is a nature documentary that shows what an angry gorilla is capable of. Explain to me how a badger is going to withstand that.
Case closed.
I don’t give a shit which.
I’m not sure, but isn’t what makes the honey badger so great is that it’s chief weapon is fear? Their one and only weapon is fear. And surprise. Their two weapons are fear and surprise… and a jaunty coat. Three.
The chimp would be at a distinct advantage if it can figure out a) where the badger stores its testicles and b) how best to bite them off. Gorillas are (relatively and comparatively) docile for their size.
Whereas a bonobo would simply fuck a badger.
Gorilla, without working up a sweat.
Nothing beats a honey badger… but that doesn’t mean that nothing can rip their limbs off
The honey badger is the Chuck Norris of the varmint world. If Chuck Norris can beat a gorilla, the honey badger can too.
The gorilla would just sign “we are related to each other. Humans are descended from apes,” and Chuck’s head would explode.
Does the badger have AIDS?
The Badger… if he’s prepared.