It’s a standard animal fight situation. Make whatever assumptions you like. Who comes out alive?
No question the gorilla. Way, way, way too big and strong. The badger might get some bites in, but that would enrage the gorilla. Gorillas can move with blinding speed, and rip a badger in half with little effort. Not to mention they bite also.
What kinds of badger and gorilla?
The badger. 'Cause he don’t give a shit.
Is the OP serious? I don’t think a badger would have a chance against a chimpanzee, never mind a gorilla.
Are the badgers ill-tempered?
All badgers are ill-tempered.
Are we talking about an American badger, a European badger, or a honey badger?
the honey badger will die and the gorilla will be neutered.
Well, it depends. Is it a badger or a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger?
and does it get a snake as a sidekick?
A badger or a honeybadger? It makes a difference.
Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate?
honey badgers may be small but their loose and thick skin makes them really hard to manhandle/bite, they’ve been known to survive against killer snakes, lions and leopards
It’s a start.
[spoiler]They’re also badass and don’t give a shit.
I wish all nature shows were narrated like this. [/spoiler]
A gorilla would probably retreat from the fight. They COULD win but in all likelihood would elect not to fuck around with the scary, pissed off little animal. Gorillas are good at looking scary as shit but don’t like fighting.
A chimp would fuck a badger up.
Why is “we all lose” an option when clearly we all win?
An Atomic Racing Badger?
**Atomic Badger Racing **was hands-down the coolest user name evar. The fact that I remember him as a Doper really dates me…
The badger would win if it was armed with a machine gun, unless the gorilla had a tank.