Hey everybody, it is Baglady’s birthday. She would really appreciate it if everybody made a fuss over it (because I am really BAD at making fusses over things).
I am not allowed to share age, but I can tell you that she is not 56. Absolutely not, nope, definitely not 56.
Well I’m not as good at making fusses as I am at making messes, so if you don’t mind…::throws couch cushions on the floor and leaves an old coke glass out:: Happy B-Day Baglady!!!
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite Asians on the board! And you know what’s cool? We’ve got Asian Anti-Aging genes. Even if you were 56, you still wouldn’t look a day over 26! We’re going to be the hottest chicks in the nursing home one day!
Don’t get too proud of those Asian anti-aging genes, tatertot. When they wear out, they really wear out! One day you will be 68 looking 34 and the next you will be 69 looking 126.
:: nimbly dodges foot headed straight for my mouth ::
Umm, except for Baglady, possessor of eternal Asian anti-aging genes!