Bah! Survival of the fittest, says I....

Uh… Nym, it was an AMERICAN tourist. Which end of the pool are you in atm?

dpr - helpful lifeguard who lives down the deep end

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If this is the same story that I heard, then he put his kid on top of a bison, not a bear. Still amazingly stupid, though.
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Why, love, you don’t think I meant YOU, do you? Never! I meant…um…that other Ozzie. That I know. In Oz. And stuff.
Nym - who feels more American by the second.

You, bobo, are wonderful! Concise, subtle, and witty.