“I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
“If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
“Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
“Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
“I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.”
“The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.”
“Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?”
“Did I tell you how I passed my mental test real good? … I did? … Ten times? … I don’t remember doing that.”
“Why hasn’t Putin called? I can’t do this on my own!”
“I can’t wear a mask because my bronzer always stains it, duh.”
“Whaddaya mean I can’t postpone the election? Why not?”
“I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
“If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
“Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
“Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
“I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.”
“The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.”
“Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?”
“Did I tell you how I passed my mental test real good? … I did? … Ten times? … I don’t remember doing that.”
“Why hasn’t Putin called? I can’t do this on my own!”
“I can’t wear a mask because my bronzer always stains it, duh.”
“Whaddaya mean I can’t postpone the election? Why not?”
“What’s with this ‘Lincoln Project’ stuff? Isn’t Lincoln dead? How can he have a project?”
