Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon
  6. Jalapeno

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon
  6. Jalapeno
  7. Tofu

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon
  6. Jalapeno
  7. Tofu
  8. Portuguese Sausage

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon
  6. Jalapeno
  7. Tofu
  8. Portuguese Sausage
  9. cheese

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon
  6. Jalapeno
  7. Tofu
  8. Portuguese Sausage
  9. cheese
  10. Hickory Smoked

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon
  6. Jalapeno
  7. Tofu
  8. Portuguese Sausage
  9. cheese
  10. Hickory Smoked
  11. Black Pepper

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon
  6. Jalapeno
  7. Tofu
  8. Portuguese Sausage
  9. cheese
  10. Hickory Smoked
  11. Black Pepper
  12. Garlic

Flavors of Spam!

  1. Chorizo
  2. Tocino
  3. Stinky French Garlic
  4. Classic
  5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon
  6. Jalapeno
  7. Tofu
  8. Portuguese Sausage
  9. cheese
  10. Hickory Smoked
  11. Black Pepper
  12. Garlic
  13. Roasted Turkey

Next up:

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. If I lose, do I really have to leave?

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. If I lose, do I really have to leave?
  3. Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. If I lose, do I really have to leave?
  3. Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!
  4. Nobody likes me. [pouts]

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. “If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
  3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
  4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
  5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. “If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
  3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
  4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
  5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”
  6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.”

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. “If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
  3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
  4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
  5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”
  6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.”
  7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.”

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. “If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
  3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
  4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
  5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”
  6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.”
  7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.”
  8. “Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?”

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. “If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
  3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
  4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
  5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”
  6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.”
  7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.”
  8. “Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?”
  9. “Did I tell you how I passed my mental test real good? … I did? … Ten times? … I don’t remember doing that.”

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. “If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
  3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
  4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
  5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”
  6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.”
  7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.”
  8. “Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?”
  9. “Did I tell you how I passed my mental test real good? … I did? … Ten times? … I don’t remember doing that.”
  10. “Why hasn’t Putin called? I can’t do this on my own!”

Overheard around the White House lately

  1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to lift a baseball, let alone throw it.”
  2. “If I lose, do I really have to leave?”
  3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!”
  4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts]
  5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.”
  6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.”
  7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.”
  8. “Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?”
  9. “Did I tell you how I passed my mental test real good? … I did? … Ten times? … I don’t remember doing that.”
  10. “Why hasn’t Putin called? I can’t do this on my own!”
  11. “I can’t wear a mask because my bronzer always stains it, duh.”