Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres
  6. The Domestic Terrorist Who Shot Liberty Valance

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres
  6. The Domestic Terrorist Who Shot Liberty Valance
  7. 3:10 to Yuma, But It’ll Probably Be Late Because of Those %^&*! Amtrak Cutbacks

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres
  6. The Domestic Terrorist Who Shot Liberty Valance
  7. 3:10 to Yuma, But It’ll Probably Be Late Because of Those %^&*! Amtrak Cutbacks
  8. The Good, The Bad and the Politically Incorrect

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres
  6. The Domestic Terrorist Who Shot Liberty Valance
  7. 3:10 to Yuma, But It’ll Probably Be Late Because of These %^&*! Amtrak Cutbacks
  8. The Good, The Bad and the Politically Incorrect
  9. She Wore A Yellow Ribbon But Was Still A Powerful Woman With Agency in An Oppressive Patriarchal Society

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres
  6. The Domestic Terrorist Who Shot Liberty Valance
  7. 3:10 to Yuma, But It’ll Probably Be Late Because of These %^&*! Amtrak Cutbacks
  8. The Good, The Bad and the Politically Incorrect
  9. She Wore A Yellow Ribbon But Was Still A Powerful Woman With Agency in An Oppressive Patriarchal Society
  10. Robert Cassidy and the Sundance Young Person

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres
  6. The Domestic Terrorist Who Shot Liberty Valance
  7. 3:10 to Yuma, But It’ll Probably Be Late Because of These %^&*! Amtrak Cutbacks
  8. The Good, The Bad and the Politically Incorrect
  9. She Wore A Yellow Ribbon But Was Still A Powerful Woman With Agency in An Oppressive Patriarchal Society
  10. Robert Cassidy and the Sundance Young Person
  11. A Fistful of Dollars During a Coin Shortage

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres
  6. The Domestic Terrorist Who Shot Liberty Valance
  7. 3:10 to Yuma, But It’ll Probably Be Late Because of These %^&*! Amtrak Cutbacks
  8. The Good, The Bad and the Politically Incorrect
  9. She Wore A Yellow Ribbon But Was Still A Powerful Woman With Agency in An Oppressive Patriarchal Society
  10. Robert Cassidy and the Sundance Young Person
  11. A Fistful of Dollars During a Coin Shortage
  12. Defund Your Local Sheriff

Modernized Westerns

  1. High Noon: Better Put on Some Sunblock
  2. Forgiven, But Disappointed
  3. True Grit: or, for the Snowflake generation, can someone else do it?
  4. The Legend of the Socially Distant Ranger
  5. The Burning of the Sierra Madres
  6. The Domestic Terrorist Who Shot Liberty Valance
  7. 3:10 to Yuma, But It’ll Probably Be Late Because of These %^&*! Amtrak Cutbacks
  8. The Good, The Bad and the Politically Incorrect
  9. She Wore A Yellow Ribbon But Was Still A Powerful Woman With Agency in An Oppressive Patriarchal Society
  10. Robert Cassidy and the Sundance Young Person
  11. A Fistful of Dollars During a Coin Shortage
  12. Defund Your Local Sheriff
  13. Eco-friendly Wagon Electric Train

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. City wide garage sale-ing

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. City wide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. Citywide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Dining in a restaurant

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. Citywide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Dining in a restaurant
  6. Going to a big outdoor music festival

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. Citywide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Dining in a restaurant
  6. Going to a big outdoor music festival
  7. Smooching strangers on the subway

hings I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. Citywide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Dining in a restaurant
  6. Going to a big outdoor music festival
  7. Smooching strangers on the subway
  8. Getting a drink at a local bar

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. Citywide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Dining in a restaurant
  6. Going to a big outdoor music festival
  7. Smooching strangers on the subway
  8. Getting a drink at a local bar
  9. Leading a marching band

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. Citywide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Dining in a restaurant
  6. Going to a big outdoor music festival
  7. Smooching strangers on the subway
  8. Getting a drink at a local bar
  9. Leading a marching band
  10. Singing along with the cathedral choir

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. Citywide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Dining in a restaurant
  6. Going to a big outdoor music festival
  7. Smooching strangers on the subway
  8. Getting a drink at a local bar
  9. Leading a marching band
  10. Singing along with the cathedral choir
  11. Taking some comfort from the whores on Seventh Avenue

Things I won’t be doing in the big city when I visit this weekend because of COVID

  1. Attending a MLB baseball game
  2. Shopping in a crowded department store
  3. Citywide garage sale-ing
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Dining in a restaurant
  6. Going to a big outdoor music festival
  7. Smooching strangers on the subway
  8. Getting a drink at a local bar
  9. Leading a marching band
  10. Singing along with the cathedral choir
  11. Taking some comfort from the whores on Seventh Avenue
  12. Going to a nightclub