Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

People (Real and fictional) with Mohawks

  1. Mr. T
  2. Jared Leto
  3. Travis Barker
  4. Yondu ( Guardians of the Galaxy )
  5. Jake McNiece - From the Filthy Thirteen
  6. Magua, as played by Wes Studi in the 1992 film version of The Last of the Mohicans
  7. Mark Salling
  8. Wez - one of the Humungous, played by Vernon Wells in The Road Warrior ⸨a/k/a Mad Max 2⸩
  9. Clonycavan Man
  10. Yadier Molina
  11. Travis Bickle
  12. Brian Bosworth
  13. Dysentery, the TV-watching punk rocker, in King Ralph

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!

(Bonus if the letter contains a recent picture of your house)

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond
  6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond
  6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
  7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”

-“BB”-

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond
  6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
  7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
  8. Special offer on Invisalign!


gkster
Guest

3m

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond
  6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
  7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
  8. Special offer on Invisalign!
  9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!


gkster
Guest

3m

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond
  6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
  7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
  8. Special offer on Invisalign!
  9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!
  10. A lame key-shaped cutout that will start your free car

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond
  6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
  7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
  8. Special offer on Invisalign!
  9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!
  10. A lame key-shaped cutout that will start your free car
  11. “Do you need new windows?”

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond
  6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
  7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
  8. Special offer on Invisalign!
  9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!
  10. A lame key-shaped cutout that will start your free car
  11. “Do you need new windows?”
  12. “Use our monthly lawn service.”

If you kill all the weeds, there won’t be anything left but dirt.

Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox

  1. Pizza delivery menu
  2. “Need better hearing aids?”
  3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
  4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
  5. Bed Bath and Beyond
  6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
  7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
  8. Special offer on Invisalign!
  9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!
  10. A lame key-shaped cutout that will start your free car
  11. “Do you need new windows?”
  12. “Use our monthly lawn service.”
  13. “Great savings on auto insurance!”

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

  1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s Inferno Canto XXXII)

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

  1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s Inferno Canto XXXII)
  2. Winston Smith, 1984

Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

  1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s Inferno Canto XXXII)
  2. Winston Smith, 1984
  3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series

Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

  1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s Inferno Canto XXXII)
  2. Winston Smith, 1984
  3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
  4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605

-“BB”-

Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

  1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s Inferno Canto XXXII)
  2. Winston Smith, 1984
  3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
  4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605
  5. Judas Iscariot

Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

  1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s Inferno Canto XXXII)
  2. Winston Smith, 1984
  3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
  4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605
  5. Judas Iscariot
  6. Lando Calrisian, The Force Strikes Back

Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

  1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s Inferno Canto XXXII)
  2. Winston Smith, 1984
  3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
  4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605
  5. Judas Iscariot
  6. Lando Calrisian, The Force Strikes Back
  7. Cassius

“Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.”

Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

  1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s Inferno Canto XXXII)
  2. Winston Smith, 1984
  3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
  4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605
  5. Judas Iscariot
  6. Lando Calrisian, The Force Strikes Back
  7. Cassius
  8. Benedict Arnold