Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Least favorite fictional characters who aren’t outright villains - and five words to explain why

  1. The title character of Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville - maddeningly unhelpful; should be fired
  2. Mrs. Norris in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park - officious, interfering, mean, plays favorites
  3. Mr. Bumble, of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens - arrogant, unfeeling, self-important fatuous tyrant
  4. Gus Webb, in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead - vulgar, nihilistic, anti-intellectual “second hander”
  5. Severus Snape, Harry Potter series - all because Lily loved another
  6. Jenny Schecter, The L Word - Selfish, narcissistic, sociopathic, gateway character
  7. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing - Arrogant, waspish, bossy, sarcastic jerk
  8. Deacon Muskrat, Pogo - Sanctimonious snob who’s also insecure.

Least favorite fictional characters who aren’t outright villains - and five words to explain why

  1. The title character of Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville - maddeningly unhelpful; should be fired
  2. Mrs. Norris in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park - officious, interfering, mean, plays favorites
  3. Mr. Bumble, of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens - arrogant, unfeeling, self-important fatuous tyrant
  4. Gus Webb, in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead - vulgar, nihilistic, anti-intellectual “second hander”
  5. Severus Snape, Harry Potter series - all because Lily loved another
  6. Jenny Schecter, The L Word - Selfish, narcissistic, sociopathic, gateway character
  7. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing - Arrogant, waspish, bossy, sarcastic jerk
  8. Deacon Muskrat, Pogo - Sanctimonious snob who’s also insecure.
  9. Marie Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond - Snarky, manipulative, nasty, bossy mother-in-law

Least favorite fictional characters who aren’t outright villains - and five words to explain why

  1. The title character of Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville - maddeningly unhelpful; should be fired
  2. Mrs. Norris in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park - officious, interfering, mean, plays favorites
  3. Mr. Bumble, of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens - arrogant, unfeeling, self-important fatuous tyrant
  4. Gus Webb, in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead - vulgar, nihilistic, anti-intellectual “second hander”
  5. Severus Snape, Harry Potter series - all because Lily loved another
  6. Jenny Schecter, The L Word - Selfish, narcissistic, sociopathic, gateway character
  7. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing - Arrogant, waspish, bossy, sarcastic jerk
  8. Deacon Muskrat, Pogo - Sanctimonious snob who’s also insecure.
  9. Marie Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond - Snarky, manipulative, nasty, bossy mother-in-law
  10. Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh - self-pitying mopey bore, needs Prozac

Least favorite fictional characters who aren’t outright villains - and five words to explain why

  1. The title character of Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville - maddeningly unhelpful; should be fired
  2. Mrs. Norris in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park - officious, interfering, mean, plays favorites
  3. Mr. Bumble, of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens - arrogant, unfeeling, self-important fatuous tyrant
  4. Gus Webb, in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead - vulgar, nihilistic, anti-intellectual “second hander”
  5. Severus Snape, Harry Potter series - all because Lily loved another
  6. Jenny Schecter, The L Word - Selfish, narcissistic, sociopathic, gateway character
  7. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing - Arrogant, waspish, bossy, sarcastic jerk
  8. Deacon Muskrat, Pogo - Sanctimonious snob who’s also insecure.
  9. Marie Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond - Snarky, manipulative, nasty, bossy mother-in-law
  10. Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh - self-pitying mopey bore, needs Prozac
  11. Marilyn, Northern Exposure - Passive-aggressive, sullen secretary to doc

Least favorite fictional characters who aren’t outright villains - and five words to explain why

  1. The title character of Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville - maddeningly unhelpful; should be fired
  2. Mrs. Norris in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park - officious, interfering, mean, plays favorites
  3. Mr. Bumble, of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens - arrogant, unfeeling, self-important fatuous tyrant
  4. Gus Webb, in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead - vulgar, nihilistic, anti-intellectual “second hander”
  5. Severus Snape, Harry Potter series - all because Lily loved another
  6. Jenny Schecter, The L Word - Selfish, narcissistic, sociopathic, gateway character
  7. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing - Arrogant, waspish, bossy, sarcastic jerk
  8. Deacon Muskrat, Pogo - Sanctimonious snob who’s also insecure.
  9. Marie Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond - Snarky, manipulative, nasty, bossy mother-in-law
  10. Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh - self-pitying mopey bore, needs Prozac
  11. Jar Jar Binks, Star Wars prequels - Annoying vocalization, mannerisms, and pratfalling.

Housekeeping:

Least favorite fictional characters who aren’t outright villains - and five words to explain why

  1. The title character of Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville - maddeningly unhelpful; should be fired
  2. Mrs. Norris in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park - officious, interfering, mean, plays favorites
  3. Mr. Bumble, of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens - arrogant, unfeeling, self-important fatuous tyrant
  4. Gus Webb, in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead - vulgar, nihilistic, anti-intellectual “second hander”
  5. Severus Snape, Harry Potter series - all because Lily loved another
  6. Jenny Schecter, The L Word - Selfish, narcissistic, sociopathic, gateway character
  7. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing - Arrogant, waspish, bossy, sarcastic jerk
  8. Deacon Muskrat, Pogo - Sanctimonious snob who’s also insecure.
  9. Marie Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond - Snarky, manipulative, nasty, bossy mother-in-law
  10. Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh - self-pitying mopey bore, needs Prozac
  11. Marilyn, Northern Exposure - Passive-aggressive, sullen secretary to doc
  12. Jar Jar Binks, Star Wars prequels - Annoying vocalization, mannerisms, and pratfalling.

Least favorite fictional characters who aren’t outright villains - and five words to explain why

  1. The title character of Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville - maddeningly unhelpful; should be fired
  2. Mrs. Norris in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park - officious, interfering, mean, plays favorites
  3. Mr. Bumble, of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens - arrogant, unfeeling, self-important fatuous tyrant
  4. Gus Webb, in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead - vulgar, nihilistic, anti-intellectual “second hander”
  5. Severus Snape, Harry Potter series - all because Lily loved another
  6. Jenny Schecter, The L Word - Selfish, narcissistic, sociopathic, gateway character
  7. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing - Arrogant, waspish, bossy, sarcastic jerk
  8. Deacon Muskrat, Pogo - Sanctimonious snob who’s also insecure.
  9. Marie Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond - Snarky, manipulative, nasty, bossy mother-in-law
  10. Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh - self-pitying mopey bore, needs Prozac
  11. Marilyn, Northern Exposure - Passive-aggressive, sullen secretary to doc
  12. Jar Jar Binks, Star Wars prequels - Annoying vocalization, mannerisms, and pratfalling.
  13. Fanny Dashwood, Sense and Sensibility - Snooty, selfish, unromantic Georgian lady

Pass.

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion

-“BB”-

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross

It’s been 25+ years since I saw it

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross
  6. Big Dipper

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross
  6. Big Dipper
  7. Crux

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross
  6. Big Dipper
  7. Crux
  8. Draco

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross
  6. Big Dipper
  7. Crux
  8. Draco
  9. Boötes

Replacing #7, which was already listed at #5:

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross
  6. Big Dipper
  7. Pegasus
  8. Draco
  9. Boötes

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross
  6. Big Dipper
  7. Pegasus
  8. Draco
  9. Boötes
  10. Delphinus

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross
  6. Big Dipper
  7. Pegasus
  8. Draco
  9. Boötes
  10. Delphinus
  11. USS Constellation

Now in Baltimore: USS Constellation (1854) - Wikipedia

Non-Zodiacal Constellations

  1. Cassiopeia
  2. Orion
  3. Ophiuchus
  4. Aquila
  5. Crux AKA Southern Cross
  6. Big Dipper
  7. Pegasus
  8. Draco
  9. Boötes
  10. Delphinus
  11. USS Constellation
  12. Hercules