Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

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Future complaints about technology that doesn’t exist yet.

  1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
  2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
  3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
  4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I’ll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
  5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don’t go that way.
  6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
842

Future complaints about technology that doesn’t exist yet.

  1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
  2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
  3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
  4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I’ll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
  5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don’t go that way.
  6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
  7. My car keeps losing altitude. I’ve sent it to the servo shop, and they can’t find anything wrong with it.
843

Future complaints about technology that doesn’t exist yet.

  1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
  2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
  3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
  4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I’ll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
  5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don’t go that way.
  6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
  7. My car keeps losing altitude. I’ve sent it to the servo shop, and they can’t find anything wrong with it.
  8. High Flux prices.
844

Future complaints about technology that doesn’t exist yet.

  1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
  2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
  3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
  4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I’ll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
  5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don’t go that way.
  6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
  7. My car keeps losing altitude. I’ve sent it to the servo shop, and they can’t find anything wrong with it.
  8. High Flux prices.
  9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It’s gonna be a long flight to Mars.
845

Future complaints about technology that doesn’t exist yet.

  1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
  2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
  3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
  4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I’ll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
  5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don’t go that way.
  6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
  7. My car keeps losing altitude. I’ve sent it to the servo shop, and they can’t find anything wrong with it.
  8. High Flux prices.
  9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It’s gonna be a long flight to Mars.
  10. It’s way too easy to buy a laser rifle at a gun show.
846

Prof. P., just what you see on the shelf.

Future complaints about technology that doesn’t exist yet.

  1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
  2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
  3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
  4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I’ll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
  5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don’t go that way.
  6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
  7. My car keeps losing altitude. I’ve sent it to the servo shop, and they can’t find anything wrong with it.
  8. High Flux prices.
  9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It’s gonna be a long flight to Mars.
  10. It’s way too easy to buy a laser rifle at a gun show.
  11. My clone gets a lot more action than me, dammit
847

Future complaints about technology that doesn’t exist yet.

  1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
  2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
  3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
  4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I’ll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
  5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don’t go that way.
  6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
  7. My car keeps losing altitude. I’ve sent it to the servo shop, and they can’t find anything wrong with it.
  8. High Flux prices.
  9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It’s gonna be a long flight to Mars.
  10. It’s way too easy to buy a laser rifle at a gun show.
  11. My clone gets a lot more action than me, dammit.
  12. That chap penis enlarger medication worked too well, and now I can’t walk straight. Any cure?
848

Future complaints about technology that doesn’t exist yet.

  1. The WWCI (World Wide Communications Implant) above my right ear is really itchy
  2. Hard to find a decent iced mocha since the Great Robot Uprising of '21
  3. Looks like a long line for the teleportation transporter again
  4. Damned food replicator is on the blink again. Looks like I’ll have to print supper, again. Sigh.
  5. My SynthSex partner keeps coming out the wrong gender. I just don’t go that way.
  6. No devices available with screen bigger than a dollar bill
  7. My car keeps losing altitude. I’ve sent it to the servo shop, and they can’t find anything wrong with it.
  8. High Flux prices.
  9. The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat. It’s gonna be a long flight to Mars.
  10. It’s way too easy to buy a laser rifle at a gun show.
  11. My clone gets a lot more action than me, dammit.
  12. That cheap penis enlarger medication worked too well, and now I can’t walk straight. Any cure?
  13. Artificial spleen doesn’t work unless I stand on my head

Next up:

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
849

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
850

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
851

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
852

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
853

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
  6. RoboJeeves
854

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
  6. RoboJeeves
  7. Artoo Two
855

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
  6. RoboJeeves
  7. Artoo Two
  8. C-3P-Yay
856

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
  6. RoboJeeves
  7. Artoo Two
  8. C-3P-Yay
  9. Toaster
857

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
  6. RoboJeeves
  7. Artoo Two
  8. C-3P-Yay
  9. Toaster
  10. Roberta

It would not do to call her “Robota.” Thus, “Roberta” makes things a little more human.

858

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
  6. RoboJeeves
  7. Artoo Two
  8. C-3P-Yay
  9. Toaster
  10. Roberta
  11. Stepford Wife
859

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
  6. RoboJeeves
  7. Artoo Two
  8. C-3P-Yay
  9. Toaster
  10. Roberta
  11. Stepford Wife
  12. Cherry 2000
860

What you would name your own personal robot assistant

  1. Daneel
  2. Neener Neener
  3. S.H.E.L.D.O.N.
  4. V.I.C.K.I.
  5. Pepperpot
  6. RoboJeeves
  7. Artoo Two
  8. C-3P-Yay
  9. Toaster
  10. Roberta
  11. Stepford Wife
  12. Cherry 2000
  13. BoB

Songs featuring famous guest singers

1.) Dire Straits - Money for Nothing - Sting