Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit
  6. Taunt the Bene Gesserit .

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit
  6. Taunt the Bene Gesserit .
  7. Score a few grams of spice and par-TAY!

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit
  6. Taunt the Bene Gesserit .
  7. Score a few grams of spice and par-TAY!
  8. Compose sandworm worship chants

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit
  6. Taunt the Bene Gesserit .
  7. Score a few grams of spice and par-TAY!
  8. Compose sandworm worship chants
  9. Go club-hopping in Arrakeen with Beast Rabban

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit
  6. Taunt the Bene Gesserit .
  7. Score a few grams of spice and par-TAY!
  8. Compose sandworm worship chants
  9. Go club-hopping in Arrakeen with Beast Rabban
  10. Play poker with Mentats

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit
  6. Taunt the Bene Gesserit .
  7. Score a few grams of spice and par-TAY!
  8. Compose sandworm worship chants
  9. Go club-hopping in Arrakeen with Beast Rabban
  10. Play poker with Mentats
  11. Two words: Ornithopter Chicken

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit
  6. Taunt the Bene Gesserit .
  7. Score a few grams of spice and par-TAY!
  8. Compose sandworm worship chants
  9. Go club-hopping in Arrakeen with Beast Rabban
  10. Play poker with Mentats
  11. Two words: Ornithopter Chicken
  12. Avoid the Harkonnens

Things to do on Arrakis

  1. Sit with your back to the wall.
  2. Recite the Litany Against Fear
  3. Sandworm rodeo
  4. Sietch orgy, baby! Woohoo!
  5. Shop for a cool stillsuit
  6. Taunt the Bene Gesserit .
  7. Score a few grams of spice and par-TAY!
  8. Compose sandworm worship chants
  9. Go club-hopping in Arrakeen with Beast Rabban
  10. Play poker with Mentats
  11. Two words: Ornithopter Chicken
  12. Avoid the Harkonnens
  13. Plot, then scheme, then do some more plotting

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.
  3. Prince isn’t partying at all.

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.
  3. Appears to be some bizarre fashion trend with lotsa folks wearing surgical masks in public

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.
  3. Prince isn’t partying at all.
  4. Appears to be some bizarre fashion trend with lotsa folks wearing surgical masks in public
  5. Donald Trump was recently President

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.
  3. Prince isn’t partying at all.
  4. Appears to be some bizarre fashion trend with lotsa folks wearing surgical masks in public
  5. Donald Trump was recently President
  6. You can watch a whole season of the television show of your choice, whenever you want, in a single day.

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.
  3. Prince isn’t partying at all.
  4. Appears to be some bizarre fashion trend with lotsa folks wearing surgical masks in public
  5. Donald Trump was recently President
  6. You can watch a whole season of the television show of your choice, whenever you want, in a single day.
  7. I’m not in my late 20s.

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.
  3. Prince isn’t partying at all.
  4. Appears to be some bizarre fashion trend with lotsa folks wearing surgical masks in public
  5. Donald Trump was recently President
  6. You can watch a whole season of the television show of your choice, whenever you want, in a single day.
  7. I’m not in my late 20s.
  8. The Twin Towers do not dominate the Manhattan skyline

-“BB”-

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.
  3. Prince isn’t partying at all.
  4. Appears to be some bizarre fashion trend with lotsa folks wearing surgical masks in public
  5. Donald Trump was recently President
  6. You can watch a whole season of the television show of your choice, whenever you want, in a single day.
  7. I’m not in my late 20s.
  8. The Twin Towers do not dominate the Manhattan skyline
  9. TVs are flat and light, what happened to the picture tubes at the back?

Proof this isn’t the year 1999

  1. Everyone is carrying around those funny intelligent phone thingies
  2. “Y2K” is quaint, not worrisome.
  3. Prince isn’t partying at all.
  4. Appears to be some bizarre fashion trend with lotsa folks wearing surgical masks in public
  5. Donald Trump was recently President
  6. You can watch a whole season of the television show of your choice, whenever you want, in a single day.
  7. I’m not in my late 20s.
  8. The Twin Towers do not dominate the Manhattan skyline
  9. TVs are flat and light, what happened to the picture tubes at the back?
  10. Seattle doesn’t have an NBA franchise.