Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

[divemaster]

Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1. Don’t drink Corona beer.
2. Pray the virus away.
3. Drink bleach
4. Escape by taking a cruise
5. Visit China
6. Don’t touch a computer that has a virus
7. Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point

[Bullitt]

Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1. Don’t drink Corona beer.
2. Pray the virus away.
3. Drink bleach
4. Escape by taking a cruise
5. Visit China
6. Don’t touch a computer that has a virus
7. Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8. No sex

[blondebear]

Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1. Don’t drink Corona beer.
2. Pray the virus away.
3. Drink bleach
4. Escape by taking a cruise
5. Visit China
6. Don’t touch a computer that has a virus
7. Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8. No sex

9. Wear Purell-infused clothing

[Infovore]

Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1. Don’t drink Corona beer.
2. Pray the virus away.
3. Drink bleach
4. Escape by taking a cruise
5. Visit China
6. Don’t touch a computer that has a virus
7. Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8. No sex
9. Wear Purell-infused clothing
10. Instead of greeting people with a handshake or hug, stick your fingers in your own ears and blow them a big ol’ raspberry.

[gkster]

Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1. Don’t drink Corona beer.
2. Pray the virus away.
3. Drink bleach
4. Escape by taking a cruise
5. Visit China
6. Don’t touch a computer that has a virus
7. Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8. No sex
9. Wear Purell-infused clothing
10. Instead of greeting people with a handshake or hug, stick your fingers in your own ears and blow them a big ol’ raspberry.
11. Go on a tour of small churches in South Korea

[Little_Nemo]

Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1. Don’t drink Corona beer.
2. Pray the virus away.
3. Drink bleach
4. Escape by taking a cruise
5. Visit China
6. Don’t touch a computer that has a virus
7. Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point
8. No sex
9. Wear Purell-infused clothing
10. Instead of greeting people with a handshake or hug, stick your fingers in your own ears and blow them a big ol’ raspberry.
11. Go on a tour of small churches in South Korea
12. Build up your immune system by exposing yourself to lots of other diseases

[Bullitt]

Not so great ways to avoid catching the Coronavirus

1. Don’t drink Corona beer.

2. Pray the virus away.

3. Drink bleach

4. Escape by taking a cruise

5. Visit China

6. Don’t touch a computer that has a virus

7. Only breathe air that no one else has breathed at some point

8. No sex

9. Wear Purell-infused clothing

10. Instead of greeting people with a handshake or hug, stick your fingers in your own ears and blow them a big ol’ raspberry.

11. Go on a tour of small churches in South Korea

12. Build up your immune system by exposing yourself to lots of other diseases

13. Visit the terracotta warriors in Shaanxi, only 500 miles northwest of Wuhan
    Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

14. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”

[Little_Nemo]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”

[gkster]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”

[panache45]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”
6. Mike Bloomberg, “Guess I should have spent more.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”
6. Mike Bloomberg, “Guess I should have spent more.”
7. Mike Bloomberg, “I can buy a brokered convention.”

[Bullitt]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”
6. Mike Bloomberg, “Guess I should have spent more.”
7. Mike Bloomberg, “I can buy a brokered convention.”
8. Amy Klobuchar, “What the hell happened?”

[panache45]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”
6. Mike Bloomberg, “Guess I should have spent more.”
7. Mike Bloomberg, “I can buy a brokered convention.”
8. Amy Klobuchar, “What the hell happened?”
9. Pete Buttigieg, “Hey Joe, Remember me when you pick your Veep.”

[Bullitt]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”
6. Mike Bloomberg, “Guess I should have spent more.”
7. Mike Bloomberg, “I can buy a brokered convention.”
8. Amy Klobuchar, “What the hell happened?”
9. Pete Buttigieg, “Hey Joe, Remember me when you pick your Veep.”
10. Tom Steyer, “What???!!! Money canNOT buy happiness?”

[panache45]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”
6. Mike Bloomberg, “Guess I should have spent more.”
7. Mike Bloomberg, “I can buy a brokered convention.”
8. Amy Klobuchar, “What the hell happened?”
9. Pete Buttigieg, “Hey Joe, Remember me when you pick your Veep.”
10. Tom Steyer, “What???!!! Money canNOT buy happiness?”
11. Tulsi Gabbard, “I am NOT a Russian asset. Ask anyone in American Samoa.”

[Annie-Xmas]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”
6. Mike Bloomberg, “Guess I should have spent more.”
7. Mike Bloomberg, “I can buy a brokered convention.”
8. Amy Klobuchar, “What the hell happened?”
9. Pete Buttigieg, “Hey Joe, Remember me when you pick your Veep.”
10. Tom Steyer, “What???!!! Money canNOT buy happiness?”
11. Tulsi Gabbard, “I am NOT a Russian asset. Ask anyone in American Samoa.”
12. Joe Biden - “My hands are bigger than Trump’s.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Super Tuesday Quotes We May Hear

1. Joe Biden, “Who cares about Vermont?”
2. Bill Weld, “One down. Twelve hundred and seventy-five to go.”
3. Elizabeth Warren, “Oh, jeez, BOTH of my home states?!?”
4. Tulsi Gabbard, “Thank you American Samoa!!”
5. Bernie Sanders, “Should I ask Raul Castro for some political advice now?”
6. Mike Bloomberg, “Guess I should have spent more.”
7. Mike Bloomberg, “I can buy a brokered convention.”
8. Amy Klobuchar, “What the hell happened?”
9. Pete Buttigieg, “Hey Joe, Remember me when you pick your Veep.”
10. Tom Steyer, “What???!!! Money canNOT buy happiness?”
11. Tulsi Gabbard, “I am NOT a Russian asset. Ask anyone in American Samoa.”
12. Joe Biden - “My hands are bigger than Trump’s.”
13. Donald Trump - “I won! I’m the Winner! Me!”
    Famous Circus Performers

1. Emmett Kelly, clown

[Bayaker]

Famous Circus Performers

1. Emmett Kelly, clown
2. Jules Leotard, trapeze acrobat and designer of tight clothing