Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

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Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."

  1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one.
  2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that.
  3. Oh, he won’t eat much.
  4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too.
  5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches.
  6. Most people would be happy to have the free protein, sir.
  7. I’d keep it zipped if I were you, sir.
  8. Only one? I wonder what happened to the other one.
  9. Sorry about that, sir. I assume that you wanted a few more than just one?
  10. Better than having soup in your fly.
  11. I’m sorry, sir. I misunderstood when you said you wanted a soup with some body to it.
  12. Don’t worry, the spider in the dinner roll will get him.
  13. “Is it dead or alive, sir?”
    … if the diner says, “dead”, then … “My apologies. Shall I fetch you a live one?” (or vice versa)

in honor of the upcoming start of the MLB season, Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners

-“BB”-

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in honor of the upcoming start of the MLB season, Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.

Found online at firstwefeast.com: “Named after the Nationals’ oft-injured starting pitcher Stephen Strasburg, this ground brisket, chuck, and short-rib behemoth weighs eight solid pounds, has nearly 10,000 calories and 700 grams of fat, and costs $59. That’s actually kind of cheap for stadium food, especially considering that you’re getting a cone of fries and a pitcher of soda tossed in gratis…”

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers

A two-pound chicken tender on a bed of waffle fries

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals

https://www.kansascity.com/news/business/biz-columns-blogs/cityscape/article260097370.html

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals
  6. Junior’s Deep Fried New York Cheesecake - NY Mets

I’ve seen the booth for it but have never been tempted

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals
  6. Junior’s Deep Fried New York Cheesecake - NY Mets
  7. Pulled Pork Parfait - Milwaukee Brewers

This actually seems like a pretty good idea. It’s less messy than a sandwich at least.

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals
  6. Junior’s Deep Fried New York Cheesecake - NY Mets
  7. Pulled Pork Parfait - Milwaukee Brewers
  8. The Punisher - Turner Field

It’s a huge sandwich; per NBC News, “between those two minuscule buns is a chunk of rib meat that’s drenched in barbecue sauce (which has been infused with an energy drink that’ll help you stay awake if the game goes to extras) and what appears to be a few onion rings. Then, just for good measure, it looks like the Braves give you a couple pieces of bacon on top of all that. No word on if the calorie count for this meal reaches six digits, though.”

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals
  6. Junior’s Deep Fried New York Cheesecake - NY Mets
  7. Pulled Pork Parfait - Milwaukee Brewers
  8. The Punisher - Turner Field
  9. Donut Burger - Pittsburgh Pirates

I could swear I heard about this at AAA stadiums but this is the Google result I found. A bacon cheddar cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme bun seems a little tame by what came after.

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals
  6. Junior’s Deep Fried New York Cheesecake - NY Mets
  7. Pulled Pork Parfait - Milwaukee Brewers
  8. The Punisher - Turner Field
  9. Donut Burger - Pittsburgh Pirates
  10. The Urban Legends - Fresno Grizzlies

Minor league stadium, major weirdness. A pulled pork slider topped with Coca-Cola BBQ sauce and pink Pop Rocks.

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals
  6. Junior’s Deep Fried New York Cheesecake - NY Mets
  7. Pulled Pork Parfait - Milwaukee Brewers
  8. The Punisher - Turner Field
  9. Donut Burger - Pittsburgh Pirates
  10. The Urban Legends - Fresno Grizzlies
  11. Pittsburgh Cone - Pittsburgh Pirates

A waffle cone filled with Kielbasa, pierogi, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and Russian dressing.

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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals
  6. Junior’s Deep Fried New York Cheesecake - NY Mets
  7. Pulled Pork Parfait - Milwaukee Brewers
  8. The Punisher - Turner Field
  9. Donut Burger - Pittsburgh Pirates
  10. The Urban Legends - Fresno Grizzlies
  11. Pittsburgh Cone - Pittsburgh Pirates
  12. Rocky Mountain Po’boy featuring Rocky Mountain Oysters - Colorado Rockies
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Outlandish Baseball Park Foods

  1. Fried grasshoppers – Seattle Mariners
  2. The Choomongous - Texas Rangers
  3. StrasBurger - Washington Nationals.
  4. The Fowl Pole - Texas Rangers
  5. BBQ Sandwich with peanut butter cups - Kansas City Royals
  6. Junior’s Deep Fried New York Cheesecake - NY Mets
  7. Pulled Pork Parfait - Milwaukee Brewers
  8. The Punisher - Turner Field
  9. Donut Burger - Pittsburgh Pirates
  10. The Urban Legends - Fresno Grizzlies
  11. Pittsburgh Cone - Pittsburgh Pirates
  12. Rocky Mountain Po’boy featuring Rocky Mountain Oysters - Colorado Rockies
  13. Coney Dog Egg Roll - Detroit Tigers

From here: Ranking the 10 craziest ballpark foods for the 2019 MLB season

Pass.

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Baseball Stadiums That No Longer Exist and the Team That Played There

  1. Polo Grounds, New York Giants
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Baseball Stadiums That No Longer Exist and the Team That Played There

  1. Polo Grounds, New York Giants
  2. Memorial Stadium - Baltimore Orioles (previously the St. Louis Browns)
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Baseball Stadiums That No Longer Exist and the Team That Played There

  1. Polo Grounds, New York Giants
  2. Memorial Stadium - Baltimore Orioles (previously the St. Louis Browns)
  3. The Kingdome - Seattle Mariners
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Baseball Stadiums That No Longer Exist and the Team That Played There

  1. Polo Grounds, New York Giants
  2. Memorial Stadium - Baltimore Orioles (previously the St. Louis Browns)
  3. The Kingdome - Seattle Mariners
  4. Comiskey Park - Chicago White Sox
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Baseball Stadiums That No Longer Exist and the Team That Played There

  1. Polo Grounds, New York Giants
  2. Memorial Stadium - Baltimore Orioles (previously the St. Louis Browns)
  3. The Kingdome - Seattle Mariners
  4. Comiskey Park - Chicago White Sox
  5. Shea Stadium - New York Mets
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Baseball Stadiums That No Longer Exist and the Team That Played There

  1. Polo Grounds, New York Giants
  2. Memorial Stadium - Baltimore Orioles (previously the St. Louis Browns)
  3. The Kingdome - Seattle Mariners
  4. Comiskey Park - Chicago White Sox
  5. Shea Stadium - New York Mets
  6. Ebbets Field - Brooklyn Dodgers
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Baseball Stadiums That No Longer Exist and the Team That Played There

  1. Polo Grounds - New York Giants
  2. Memorial Stadium - Baltimore Orioles (previously the St. Louis Browns)
  3. The Kingdome - Seattle Mariners
  4. Comiskey Park - Chicago White Sox
  5. Shea Stadium - New York Mets
  6. Ebbets Field - Brooklyn Dodgers
  7. Municipal Stadium - Kansas City Athletics