Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

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1801

Things you really SHOULDN’T do during the COVID-19 lockdown

  1. Lick doorknobs in public places
  2. Sample the grapes and other produce at the supermarket
  3. Call up your escort service to send over a date
  4. Suck on your money before spending it
  5. Pick up random stuff from the sidewalk (coins, trash, discarded masks, etc.)
  6. Protest at your state capital with a bunch of other people.
  7. Dip your hand in water, then walk near to coworkers and pretend to sneeze and pretend to cover your nose and mouth while flinging your hand as you sneeze, sprinkling them with said water.
  8. Walk past a roll of toilet paper that’s for sale
  9. After using a face mask, turn it over and use the other side.
  10. Flick your boogers at people.
  11. Walk around in public wearing a mark and gloves. And nothing else.
  12. Walk up to a beautiful woman, a stranger you don’t know, and kiss her.
  13. Use only one side of toilet paper.

Next:

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
1802

Next:

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
1803

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
1804

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
1805

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
1806

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
1807

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
  6. Pull one out at a non-distancing event and ask the attendees, “What do you make of this?”
1808

Words you learned from crossword puzzles, or uncommon words more commonly found in crossword puzzles; definitions optional

  1. tret - waste allowance
  2. iamb - a foot of two syllables
  3. Oona - Charlie Chaplin’s wife
  4. ovine - relating to sheep
  5. seta - bristle
  6. kine - cattle
  7. jo - Australian slang for friend or pal
  8. Eero - Saarinen, architect
  9. Alee - Away from the wind, nautically
  10. Olio - hodgepodge; potpourri; miscellaneous mixture
    11… ers – bitter vetch
1809

Say what?

1810

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
  6. Pull one out at a non-distancing event and ask the attendees, “What do you make of this?”
  7. Cat toys. They’re the kind of things my cats love to play with.
1811

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
  6. Pull one out at a non-distancing event and ask the attendees, “What do you make of this?”
  7. Cat toys. They’re the kind of things my cats love to play with.
  8. Snot rags
1812

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
  6. Pull one out at a non-distancing event and ask the attendees, “What do you make of this?”
  7. Cat toys. They’re the kind of things my cats love to play with.
  8. Snot rags
  9. Patchwork quilt
1813

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
  6. Pull one out at a non-distancing event and ask the attendees, “What do you make of this?”
  7. Cat toys. They’re the kind of things my cats love to play with.
  8. Snot rags
  9. Patchwork quilt
  10. Keep them for show and tell about “the bad old days” for the future grandkids
1814

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
  6. Pull one out at a non-distancing event and ask the attendees, “What do you make of this?”
  7. Cat toys. They’re the kind of things my cats love to play with.
  8. Snot rags
  9. Patchwork quilt
  10. Keep them for show and tell about “the bad old days” for the future grandkids
  11. Makeshit diapers for infants
1815

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
  6. Pull one out at a non-distancing event and ask the attendees, “What do you make of this?”
  7. Cat toys. They’re the kind of things my cats love to play with.
  8. Snot rags
  9. Patchwork quilt
  10. Keep them for show and tell about “the bad old days” for the future grandkids
  11. Makeshit diapers for infants
  12. Jock strap
1816

After the pandemic is over, what to make out of your face masks?

  1. Bikini top
  2. Sew mine back onto the old pillowcase I made them from.
  3. I’m keeping mine. As long as I’ve got a mask, I figure I might as well start robbing trains and rustling cattle.
  4. the surgical ones should make decent dusting cloths
  5. They are my military camouflage bandanas, and I’ve had them for years. I’ll keep them as handkerchiefs or general-use bandanas, or for the next outbreak.
  6. Pull one out at a non-distancing event and ask the attendees, “What do you make of this?”
  7. Cat toys. They’re the kind of things my cats love to play with.
  8. Snot rags
  9. Patchwork quilt
  10. Keep them for show and tell about “the bad old days” for the future grandkids
  11. Makeshit diapers for infants
  12. Jock strap
  13. Decorative throw pillow for the living room.

Pass

1817

14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas

  1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death

[starting off with the easy choice]

1818

14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas

  1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death
  2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata
1819

14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas

  1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death
  2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata
  3. Deadly Fred
    Some would argue that he wasn’t really a ninja. I don’t know, it’s not really my field of study.
1820

14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas

  1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death
  2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata
  3. Deadly Fred
  4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda

Originally Upper Baldavian and a follower of Deadly Fred