Bakers Dozen

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If you won the lottery, how would you leave your job?

  1. I would see how long I could not go in to work and still keep receiving my pay cheques.
  2. I like my co-workers and bosses, so I’d give 2 weeks notice and have a big farewell party on the last day.
  3. I’d call in and say goodbye over the phone. But then, I’m a Temp.
  4. I’d guess I’d have to come out of retirement and go back to work.
  5. (Assuming I’d want to close my business down) I would wind it down by completing all contracted assignments and pay my soon-to-be-fired employees a bonus of 2yrs worth of salary, plus my paying of any COBRA benefits for 24 months.
  6. I wouldn’t leave at all, but I’d travel more, give big bucks to charity, and maybe eventually run for office.
  7. I’m self-employed as a part-time author, which I wouldn’t change, but I would hire more help for the regular housework.
  8. Standard two weeks notice, and I’d make sure I handed over open work and files accordingly.
  9. I teach at a school so I’ll finish up my year and resign.
  10. I used to joke about going in for one last day, my F-You day. “How are you today?” “F-You!” “Would you like a coffee?” “F-You!” “Congratulations, we’ll miss you!” F-You!"
  11. I’d tell them I’m telecommuting but then I’d just log on and nap and wait until they figured it out.
  12. I’d go in and tell almost everyone “I won the lottery and you didn’t. Don’t ever contact me again.”
  13. I’d give three weeks notice and then quit. (Just to differentiate me from #2)

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  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players
  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)
  4. Funniest algebraic expressions
  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players
  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)
  4. Funniest algebraic expressions
  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk
  6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players
  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)
  4. Funniest algebraic expressions
  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk
  6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why
  7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players
  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)
  4. Funniest algebraic expressions
  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk
  6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why
  7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits
  8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory)
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players
  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)
  4. Funniest algebraic expressions
  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk
  6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why
  7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits
  8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory)
  9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players
  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)
  4. Funniest algebraic expressions
  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk
  6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why
  7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits
  8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory)
  9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links
  10. Star Trek movies

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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players
  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)
  4. Funniest algebraic expressions
  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk
  6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why
  7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits
  8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory)
  9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links
  10. Star Trek movies
  11. Your Favorite Billy Ray Cyrus songs
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.
  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players
  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)
  4. Funniest algebraic expressions
  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk
  6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why
  7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits
  8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory)
  9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links
  10. Star Trek movies
  11. Your Favorite Billy Ray Cyrus songs
  12. Lindsay Lohan’s moments of dignity
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Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up.

  1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person.

  2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players

  3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!)

  4. Funniest algebraic expressions

  5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk

  6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why

  7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits

  8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory)

  9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links

  10. Star Trek movies

  11. Your Favorite Billy Ray Cyrus songs

  12. Lindsay Lohan’s moments of dignity

  13. Well-written, well-acted, brilliantly directed SyFy network monster movies.
    New Topic: Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles

  14. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange)

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Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles

  1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange)
  2. **Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? **(Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner)
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Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles

  1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange)
  2. **Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? **(Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
  3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now)
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Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles

  1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange)
  2. **Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? **(Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
  3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now)
  4. The Oddfather (The Godfather)
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Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles

  1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange)
  2. **Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? **(Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
  3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now)
  4. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations)
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Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles

  1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange)
  2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
  3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now)
  4. The Oddfather (The Godfather)
  5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations)
  6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars)
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Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles

  1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange)
  2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
  3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now)
  4. The Oddfather (The Godfather)
  5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations)
  6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars)
  7. Star Bores (Star Wars)
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Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles

  1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange)
  2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
  3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now)
  4. The Oddfather (The Godfather)
  5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations)
  6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars)
  7. Star Bores (Star Wars)
  8. I’m Enterin’ Pie (American Pie)