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Harold and Kumar’s Christmas movie was one of the stupidest business decisions ever. It was released weeks before Thanksgiving, when nobody was in the mood for a Christmas movie, and was gone before Black Friday. Later it was released on video and then cable neither of them anywhere close to Christmas. Consequently, unlike the first two, it totally bombed.

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Popular Movies that were Box Office Disappointments

  1. It’s a Wonderful Life
  2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  3. Shawshank Redemption
  4. The Big Lebowski
  5. Citizen Kane
  6. The Wizard of Oz
  7. A Christmas Story
  8. Office Space
  9. Fantasia
  10. Serenity
  11. The Iron Giant

A rare case of an animated feature that didn’t make back its production costs.

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Or it could have been a bad decision long before its release date was set. Raunchy sex comedy and holiday movie are an awkward cross-genre mix.

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Popular Movies that were Box Office Disappointments

  1. It’s a Wonderful Life
  2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  3. Shawshank Redemption
  4. The Big Lebowski
  5. Citizen Kane
  6. The Wizard of Oz
  7. A Christmas Story
  8. Office Space
  9. Fantasia
  10. Serenity
  11. The Iron Giant
  12. Blade Runner
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Popular Movies that were Box Office Disappointments

  1. It’s a Wonderful Life
  2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  3. Shawshank Redemption
  4. The Big Lebowski
  5. Citizen Kane
  6. The Wizard of Oz
  7. A Christmas Story
  8. Office Space
  9. Fantasia
  10. Serenity
  11. The Iron Giant
  12. Blade Runner
  13. The Princess Bride
    13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree
  14. necktie
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
  6. anything Justin Beiber related
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
  6. anything Justin Beiber related
  7. a hula hoop
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
  6. anything Justin Beiber related
  7. a hula hoop
  8. “The Very Best of Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute” CD
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
  6. anything Justin Beiber related
  7. a hula hoop
  8. “The Very Best of Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute” CD
  9. Anything that was supposed to be living

“Gee, I guess I should have poked some air holes in the box.”

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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
  6. anything Justin Beiber related
  7. a hula hoop
  8. “The Very Best of Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute” CD
  9. Anything that was supposed to be living
  10. The Miley Cyrus Burqa ™ - Accept no substitutes!
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
  6. anything Justin Beiber related
  7. a hula hoop
  8. “The Very Best of Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute” CD
  9. Anything that was supposed to be living
  10. The Miley Cyrus Burqa ™ - Accept no substitutes!
  11. Any book by anybody who currently has or ever has had a show on Fox News
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
  6. anything Justin Beiber related
  7. a hula hoop
  8. “The Very Best of Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute” CD
  9. Anything that was supposed to be living
  10. The Miley Cyrus Burqa ™ - Accept no substitutes!
  11. Any book by anybody who currently has or ever has had a show on Fox News
  12. Soap-on-a-rope
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13 Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want Under Your Tree

  1. necktie
  2. Anything living
  3. The Super Bass-o-matic
  4. Here Comes Honey Booboo DVDs
  5. Any Sean Cassidy record albums
  6. anything Justin Beiber related
  7. a hula hoop
  8. “The Very Best of Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute” CD
  9. Anything that was supposed to be living
  10. The Miley Cyrus Burqa ™ - Accept no substitutes!
  11. Any book by anybody who currently has or ever has had a show on Fox News
  12. Soap-on-a-rope
  13. A Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to the L.A. County Morgue

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Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you

  1. Turkey ice cream
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Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you

  1. Turkey ice cream
  2. a dip made from stuffing and olives
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Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you

  1. Turkey ice cream
  2. a dip made from stuffing and olives
  3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie
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Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you

  1. Turkey ice cream
  2. a dip made from stuffing and olives
  3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie
  4. Turkey smoothie