13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping
Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000)
Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+)
An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.)
“I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.”
“No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!”
“Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?”
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping
Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000)
Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+)
An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.)
“I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.”
“No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!”
“Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?”
" ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!"
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping
Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000)
Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+)
An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.)
“I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.”
“No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!”
“Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?”
" ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!"
Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping
Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000)
Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+)
An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.)
“I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.”
“No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!”
“Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?”
" ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!"
Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!")
“No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.”
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping
Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000)
Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+)
An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.)
“I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.”
“No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!”
“Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?”
" ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!"
Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!")
“No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.”
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping
Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000)
Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+)
An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.)
“I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.”
“No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!”
“Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?”
" ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!"
Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!")
“No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.”
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping
Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000)
Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+)
An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.)
“I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.”
“No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!”
“Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?”
" ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!"
Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!")
“No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.”
Free Beer!
Two extra days of Thanksgiving vacation.
“We’ll even provide a limo, personal shopper, and someone to carry all the packages”