Bakers Dozen

[Elendil_s_Heir]

13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping

1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000)
2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+)
3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.)
4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.”
5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!”
6. “Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?”
7. " ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!"
8. Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!")
9. “No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.”
10. Free Beer!
11. Two extra days of Thanksgiving vacation.
12. “We’ll even provide a limo, personal shopper, and someone to carry all the packages”
13. “If you finish this category, you can start the next one at no extra charge.”

Next category:

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”

[Sampiro]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Herby refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”

[JohnT]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Herby refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Herby refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”

Name corrected in #2: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (TV Movie 1964) - IMDb

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”

[notfrommensa]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”
7. “Mrs Claus is Pregnant?”

[anyrose]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”
7. “Mrs Claus is Pregnant?”
8. “How’s that drone thingy working out for Amazon? I really hate flying in snow.”

[Leaffan]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”
7. “Mrs Claus is Pregnant?”
8. “Canada’s About to Claim the North Pole as Its Own.”

[anyrose]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”
7. “Mrs Claus is Pregnant?”
8. “How’s that drone thingy working out for Amazon? I really hate flying in snow.”
9. “Canada’s About to Claim the North Pole as Its Own.”

just deninjafying – I seem to have to do that a lot

[Bullitt]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”
7. “Mrs Claus is Pregnant?”
8. “How’s that drone thingy working out for Amazon? I really hate flying in snow.”
9. “Canada’s About to Claim the North Pole as Its Own.”
10. “Clarisse is pregnant? Rudolph has been out of town for a year. Whose is it?”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”
7. “Mrs Claus is Pregnant?”
8. “How’s that drone thingy working out for Amazon? I really hate flying in snow.”
9. “Canada’s About to Claim the North Pole as Its Own.”
10. “Clarisse is pregnant? Rudolph has been out of town for a year. Whose is it?”
11. “Have you seen the latest costume proposals for the Big Guy? Lemme tell ya, Santa and spandex don’t mix.”

[Sparky812]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”
7. “Mrs Claus is Pregnant?”
8. “How’s that drone thingy working out for Amazon? I really hate flying in snow.”
9. “Canada’s About to Claim the North Pole as Its Own.”
10. “Clarisse is pregnant? Rudolph has been out of town for a year. Whose is it?”
11. “Have you seen the latest costume proposals for the Big Guy? Lemme tell ya, Santa and spandex don’t mix.”
12. Nothing, there’s no one there to hear.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Overheard at the North Pole recently

1. “The Kardashians? All naughty. Yup. Every one.”
2. “Hermey refuses to take any dental insurance found on healthcare dot gov.”
3. “Damn, it’s cold.”
4. “Rudolph’s nose is red because he’s an alcoholic.”
5. “Our most recent study shows that elf productivity drops 23.3% when we play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over the workshop PA system.”
6. “I hear things are steaming up between Mrs. C and Heat Miser.”
7. “Mrs Claus is Pregnant?”
8. “How’s that drone thingy working out for Amazon? I really hate flying in snow.”
9. “Canada’s About to Claim the North Pole as Its Own.”
10. “Clarisse is pregnant? Rudolph has been out of town for a year. Whose is it?”
11. “Have you seen the latest costume proposals for the Big Guy? Lemme tell ya, Santa and spandex don’t mix.”
12. Nothing, there’s no one there to hear.
13. “Well, I guess Sparky812 won’t be getting anything in his stocking this year.”
    Ninja Burger has declared Dec. 5th is the Day of the Ninja!

New! 13 movies/tv shows/stories with Ninjas!

1)* The Last Samurai *
Has a scene with a samurai battling a ninja.

[Little_Nemo]

13 movies/tv shows/stories with Ninjas!

1)* The Last Samurai *
2) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[tripthicket]

13 movies/tv shows/stories with Ninjas!

1. The Last Samurai
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Beverly Hills Ninja

[anyrose]

13 movies/TV shows/stories with Ninjas!

1. The Last Samurai
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Beverly Hills Ninja
4. Shogun

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

13 movies/TV shows/stories with Ninjas!

1. The Last Samurai
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Beverly Hills Ninja
4. Shogun
5. You Only Live Twice

a secret ninja commando force used by the Japanese intelligence service

[astorian]

13 movies/TV shows/stories with Ninjas!

1. The Last Samurai
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Beverly Hills Ninja
4. Shogun
5. You Only Live Twice
6. Chuck Norris’ The Octagon

[Infovore]

13 movies/TV shows/stories with Ninjas!

1. The Last Samurai
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Beverly Hills Ninja
4. Shogun
5. You Only Live Twice
6. Chuck Norris’ The Octagon
7. 3 Ninjas