Bakers Dozen

OK, that’s two. I’m on my way!

13 Quotes from Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”

  1. “Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
  2. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
  3. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
  4. “It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
  5. “This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
  6. "Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,’ said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”
  7. “Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”

Just to get that out of the way.

13 Quotes from Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”

  1. “Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
  2. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
  3. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
  4. “It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
  5. “This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
  6. "Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,’ said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”
  7. “Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
  8. “God bless us, everyone!”

another one “out of the way”

13 Quotes from Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”

  1. “Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
  2. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
  3. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
  4. “It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
  5. “This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
  6. "Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,’ said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”
  7. “Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
  8. “God bless us, everyone!”
  9. “Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing…”

13 Quotes from Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”

  1. “Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
  2. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
  3. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
  4. “It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
  5. “This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
  6. "Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,’ said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”
  7. “Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
  8. “God bless us, everyone!”
  9. “Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing…”
  10. “Come in!” exclaimed the Ghost. “Come in! and know me better, man!”

13 Quotes from Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”

  1. “Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
  2. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
  3. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
  4. “It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
  5. “This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
  6. "Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,’ said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”
  7. “Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
  8. “God bless us, everyone!”
  9. “Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing…”
  10. “There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,” returned the nephew. “Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!”

13 Quotes from Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”

  1. “Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
  2. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
  3. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
  4. “It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
  5. “This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
  6. "Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,’ said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”
  7. “Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
  8. “God bless us, everyone!”
  9. “Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing…”
  10. “There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,” returned the nephew. “Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!”
  11. “Come in!” exclaimed the Ghost. “Come in! and know me better, man!”
    ETA: I just met the ghost of ninja present…

13 Quotes from Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”

  1. “Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
  2. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
  3. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
  4. “It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
  5. “This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
  6. "Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,’ said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”
  7. “Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
  8. “God bless us, everyone!”
  9. “Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing…”
  10. “There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,” returned the nephew. “Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!”
  11. “Come in!” exclaimed the Ghost. “Come in! and know me better, man!”
  12. “Are there no prisons?”… “And the Union workhouses,” demanded Scrooge. “Are they still in operation?”

13 Quotes from Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”

  1. “Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.”
  2. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
  3. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
  4. “It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then? The happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
  5. “This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
  6. "Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,’ said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?”
  7. “Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
  8. “God bless us, everyone!”
  9. “Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing…”
  10. “There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,” returned the nephew. “Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!”
  11. “Come in!” exclaimed the Ghost. “Come in! and know me better, man!”
  12. “Are there no prisons?”… “And the Union workhouses,” demanded Scrooge. “Are they still in operation?”
  13. “This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.”

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen

It’s apparently a thing.

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. dreidls

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)
  5. dreidls
  6. Bacon

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)
  5. dreidls
  6. Bacon
  7. hand grenades

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)
  5. dreidls
  6. Bacon
  7. hand grenades
  8. Heinz pickle

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)
  5. dreidls
  6. Bacon
  7. hand grenades
  8. Heinz pickle
  9. Brains

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)
  5. dreidls
  6. Bacon
  7. hand grenades
  8. Heinz pickle
  9. brains
  10. Santa Mer-Man (really?)

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)
  5. dreidls
  6. Bacon
  7. hand grenades
  8. Heinz pickle
  9. brains
  10. Santa Mer-Man (really?)
  11. Tom of Finland

Though from the quality I don’t think licensed. It was made of…ahem…blown glass of course.

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman
  2. Dalek
  3. Mermen
  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)
  5. dreidls
  6. Bacon
  7. hand grenades
  8. Heinz pickle
  9. brains
  10. Santa Mer-Man (really?)
  11. Tom of Finland
  12. Favorite sports team bulbs

Hey, I’m a huge sports fan too, but I can draw a line where tacky begins.

Unusually themed Christmas tree ornaments you’ve seen

  1. Eric Cartman

  2. Dalek

  3. Mermen

  4. Del’s Lemonade (It’s a Rhode Island thing.)

  5. dreidls

  6. Bacon

  7. hand grenades

  8. Heinz pickle

  9. brains

  10. Santa Mer-Man (really?)

  11. Tom of Finland

  12. Favorite sports team bulbs

  13. flamingoes
    New! 13 Christmas/Holiday/Winter songs written after 1990.

  14. Something About December (Christina Perri)