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Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”
  5. Make resolutions for 2014

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”
  5. Make resolutions for 2014
  6. Count down the last ten seconds to midnight aloud, then shout “Happy New Year!”, usually in the midst of a crowd of revelers doing likewise

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”
  5. Make resolutions for 2014
  6. Count down the last ten seconds to midnight aloud, then shout “Happy New Year!”, usually in the midst of a crowd of revelers doing likewise
  7. Surf the web in your basement while everyone else is celebrating

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”
  5. Make resolutions for 2014
  6. Count down the last ten seconds to midnight aloud, then shout “Happy New Year!”, usually in the midst of a crowd of revelers doing likewise
  7. Surf the web in your basement while everyone else is celebrating
  8. Fire a pistol in the air blissfully ignorant of the notion bullets return to Earth.

Was popular in some neighborhoods where I lived over the years.

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”
  5. Make resolutions for 2014
  6. Count down the last ten seconds to midnight aloud, then shout “Happy New Year!”, usually in the midst of a crowd of revelers doing likewise
  7. Surf the web in your basement while everyone else is celebrating
  8. Fire a pistol in the air blissfully ignorant of the notion bullets return to Earth.
  9. Watch balls drop.

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”
  5. Make resolutions for 2014
  6. Count down the last ten seconds to midnight aloud, then shout “Happy New Year!”, usually in the midst of a crowd of revelers doing likewise
  7. Surf the web in your basement while everyone else is celebrating
  8. Fire a pistol in the air blissfully ignorant of the notion bullets return to Earth.
  9. Watch balls drop.
  10. SLEEP

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”
  5. Make resolutions for 2014
  6. Count down the last ten seconds to midnight aloud, then shout “Happy New Year!”, usually in the midst of a crowd of revelers doing likewise
  7. Surf the web in your basement while everyone else is celebrating
  8. Fire a pistol in the air blissfully ignorant of the notion bullets return to Earth.
  9. Watch balls drop.
  10. SLEEP
  11. binge eat, because the diet starts in the morning

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight
  2. Get shitfaced
  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve
  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”
  5. Make resolutions for 2014
  6. Count down the last ten seconds to midnight aloud, then shout “Happy New Year!”, usually in the midst of a crowd of revelers doing likewise
  7. Surf the web in your basement while everyone else is celebrating
  8. Fire a pistol in the air blissfully ignorant of the notion bullets return to Earth.
  9. Watch balls drop.
  10. SLEEP
  11. binge eat, because the diet starts in the morning
  12. Double check your roster for the 2014 Straight Dope Celebrity Death Pool.

Things to do on New Year’s Eve

  1. Kiss that special someone at midnight

  2. Get shitfaced

  3. Drink a toast to the late Guy Lombardo, the inventor of New Year’s Eve

  4. Sing “Auld Lang Syne”

  5. Make resolutions for 2014

  6. Count down the last ten seconds to midnight aloud, then shout “Happy New Year!”, usually in the midst of a crowd of revelers doing likewise

  7. Surf the web in your basement while everyone else is celebrating

  8. Fire a pistol in the air blissfully ignorant of the notion bullets return to Earth.

  9. Watch balls drop.

  10. SLEEP

  11. binge eat, because the diet starts in the morning

  12. Double check your roster for the 2014 Straight Dope Celebrity Death Pool.

  13. Make love
    Things to do on New Year’s Day

  14. Make love

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. take some aspirin and go back to bed

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. Take some aspirin and go back to bed
  4. Eat black-eyed peas for luck throughout the coming year

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. Take some aspirin and go back to bed
  4. Eat black-eyed peas for luck throughout the coming year
  5. The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. Take some aspirin and go back to bed
  4. Eat black-eyed peas for luck throughout the coming year
  5. The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
  6. Watch football, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. Take some aspirin and go back to bed
  4. Eat black-eyed peas for luck throughout the coming year
  5. The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
  6. Watch football, if you’re into that sort of thing.
  7. Watch the Tournament of Roses Parade.

Vin Scully’s the Grand Marshall this year.

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. Take some aspirin and go back to bed
  4. Eat black-eyed peas for luck throughout the coming year
  5. The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
  6. Watch football, if you’re into that sort of thing.
  7. Watch the Tournament of Roses Parade.
  8. Blow a check with the wrong date, or a Czech if it’s a good date.

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. Take some aspirin and go back to bed
  4. Eat black-eyed peas for luck throughout the coming year
  5. The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
  6. Watch football, if you’re into that sort of thing.
  7. Watch the Tournament of Roses Parade.
  8. Blow a check with the wrong date, or a Czech if it’s a good date.
  9. Get started on those resolutions, and then make love again

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. Take some aspirin and go back to bed
  4. Eat black-eyed peas for luck throughout the coming year
  5. The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
  6. Watch football, if you’re into that sort of thing.
  7. Watch the Tournament of Roses Parade.
  8. Blow a check with the wrong date, or a Czech if it’s a good date.
  9. Get started on those resolutions, and then make love again
  10. Play in a Polar Bear Golf Tourament

Things to do on New Year’s Day

  1. Make love
  2. Make love again
  3. Take some aspirin and go back to bed
  4. Eat black-eyed peas for luck throughout the coming year
  5. The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
  6. Watch football, if you’re into that sort of thing.
  7. Watch the Tournament of Roses Parade.
  8. Blow a check with the wrong date, or a Czech if it’s a good date.
  9. Get started on those resolutions, and then make love again
  10. Play in a Polar Bear Golf Tourament
  11. Write upcoming appointments in your nice new 2014 calendar