Despite the Bedknobs and Broomsticks / Mary Poppins thing, 13 reasons why Fenris should no longer be considered an ignorant slut.
He keeps a Higgs Boson in his wallet in case CERN needs more pictures.
He actually knows whether Schrodinger’s cat is alive.
He knows the solution to safe nuclear fusion.
It turns out, he taught the World’s Most Interesting Man everything he knows.
He always knew what colitas were.
He only smiles enigmatically if asked about Duran Duran.
Widely derided, but he has claimed, whilst deep in his cups, to have deliberately cultivated 14 different types of cancer in his body and eradicated each one of them to the point of literal no-signs-that-they-ever-happened during vacation junkets into the Bermuda “Triangle.” (And yes, he does the “air quotes” thing with his fingers every time he says “triangle” in the phrase, “Bermuda Triangle.”)
Despite the Bedknobs and Broomsticks / Mary Poppins thing, 13 reasons why Fenris should no longer be considered an ignorant slut.
He keeps a Higgs Boson in his wallet in case CERN needs more pictures.
He actually knows whether Schrodinger’s cat is alive.
He knows the solution to safe nuclear fusion.
It turns out, he taught the World’s Most Interesting Man everything he knows.
He always knew what colitas were.
He only smiles enigmatically if asked about Duran Duran.
Widely derided, but he has claimed, whilst deep in his cups, to have deliberately cultivated 14 different types of cancer in his body and eradicated each one of them to the point of literal no-signs-that-they-ever-happened during vacation junkets into the Bermuda “Triangle.” (And yes, he does the “air quotes” thing with his fingers every time he says “triangle” in the phrase, “Bermuda Triangle.”)
“Slut” is so 1970’s. "Ho’ " is what sluts are called nowadays. And, really, who says “ignorant” any more? I believe the modern term is “dumbass”. So that makes Fenris a…
Despite the Bedknobs and Broomsticks / Mary Poppins thing, 13 reasons why Fenris should no longer be considered an ignorant slut.
He keeps a Higgs Boson in his wallet in case CERN needs more pictures.
He actually knows whether Schrodinger’s cat is alive.
He knows the solution to safe nuclear fusion.
It turns out, he taught the World’s Most Interesting Man everything he knows.
He always knew what colitas were.
He only smiles enigmatically if asked about Duran Duran.
Widely derided, but he has claimed, whilst deep in his cups, to have deliberately cultivated 14 different types of cancer in his body and eradicated each one of them to the point of literal no-signs-that-they-ever-happened during vacation junkets into the Bermuda “Triangle.” (And yes, he does the “air quotes” thing with his fingers every time he says “triangle” in the phrase, “Bermuda Triangle.”)
“Slut” is so 1970’s. "Ho’ " is what sluts are called nowadays. And, really, who says “ignorant” any more? I believe the modern term is “dumbass”. So that makes Fenris a…
He knows the correct, resident spelling of “Kentuckie.” Only Yankees spell it with a “Y.”
Despite the Bedknobs and Broomsticks / Mary Poppins thing, 13 reasons why Fenris should no longer be considered an ignorant slut.
He keeps a Higgs Boson in his wallet in case CERN needs more pictures.
He actually knows whether Schrodinger’s cat is alive.
He knows the solution to safe nuclear fusion.
It turns out, he taught the World’s Most Interesting Man everything he knows.
He always knew what colitas were.
He only smiles enigmatically if asked about Duran Duran.
Widely derided, but he has claimed, whilst deep in his cups, to have deliberately cultivated 14 different types of cancer in his body and eradicated each one of them to the point of literal no-signs-that-they-ever-happened during vacation junkets into the Bermuda “Triangle.” (And yes, he does the “air quotes” thing with his fingers every time he says “triangle” in the phrase, “Bermuda Triangle.”)
“Slut” is so 1970’s. "Ho’ " is what sluts are called nowadays. And, really, who says “ignorant” any more? I believe the modern term is “dumbass”. So that makes Fenris a…
He knows the correct, resident spelling of “Kentuckie.” Only Yankees spell it with a “Y.”
Deep down, he knows that anyone with any brains actually spells it “Kentucky.”
Despite the Bedknobs and Broomsticks / Mary Poppins thing, 13 reasons why Fenris should no longer be considered an ignorant slut.
He keeps a Higgs Boson in his wallet in case CERN needs more pictures.
He actually knows whether Schrodinger’s cat is alive.
He knows the solution to safe nuclear fusion.
It turns out, he taught the World’s Most Interesting Man everything he knows.
He always knew what colitas were.
He only smiles enigmatically if asked about Duran Duran.
Widely derided, but he has claimed, whilst deep in his cups, to have deliberately cultivated 14 different types of cancer in his body and eradicated each one of them to the point of literal no-signs-that-they-ever-happened during vacation junkets into the Bermuda “Triangle.” (And yes, he does the “air quotes” thing with his fingers every time he says “triangle” in the phrase, “Bermuda Triangle.”)
“Slut” is so 1970’s. "Ho’ " is what sluts are called nowadays. And, really, who says “ignorant” any more? I believe the modern term is “dumbass”. So that makes Fenris a…
He knows the correct, resident spelling of “Kentuckie.” Only Yankees spell it with a “Y.”
Deep down, he knows that anyone with any brains actually spells it “Kentucky.”
The Bedknobs/Poppins was a decade ago, and since then the final years of Anna Nicole reformed many an early 21st century ignorant slut into a Honda driving respectability.
Despite the Bedknobs and Broomsticks / Mary Poppins thing, 13 reasons why Fenris should no longer be considered an ignorant slut.
He keeps a Higgs Boson in his wallet in case CERN needs more pictures.
He actually knows whether Schrodinger’s cat is alive.
He knows the solution to safe nuclear fusion.
It turns out, he taught the World’s Most Interesting Man everything he knows.
He always knew what colitas were.
He only smiles enigmatically if asked about Duran Duran.
Widely derided, but he has claimed, whilst deep in his cups, to have deliberately cultivated 14 different types of cancer in his body and eradicated each one of them to the point of literal no-signs-that-they-ever-happened during vacation junkets into the Bermuda “Triangle.” (And yes, he does the “air quotes” thing with his fingers every time he says “triangle” in the phrase, “Bermuda Triangle.”)
“Slut” is so 1970’s. "Ho’ " is what sluts are called nowadays. And, really, who says “ignorant” any more? I believe the modern term is “dumbass”. So that makes Fenris a…
He knows the correct, resident spelling of “Kentuckie.” Only Yankees spell it with a “Y.”
Deep down, he knows that anyone with any brains actually spells it “Kentucky.”
The Bedknobs/Poppins was a decade ago, and since then the final years of Anna Nicole reformed many an early 21st century ignorant slut into a Honda driving respectability.
Because Jane Curtin is the original ignorant slut.
Despite the Bedknobs and Broomsticks / Mary Poppins thing, 13 reasons why Fenris should no longer be considered an ignorant slut.
He keeps a Higgs Boson in his wallet in case CERN needs more pictures.
He actually knows whether Schrodinger’s cat is alive.
He knows the solution to safe nuclear fusion.
It turns out, he taught the World’s Most Interesting Man everything he knows.
He always knew what colitas were.
He only smiles enigmatically if asked about Duran Duran.
Widely derided, but he has claimed, whilst deep in his cups, to have deliberately cultivated 14 different types of cancer in his body and eradicated each one of them to the point of literal no-signs-that-they-ever-happened during vacation junkets into the Bermuda “Triangle.” (And yes, he does the “air quotes” thing with his fingers every time he says “triangle” in the phrase, “Bermuda Triangle.”)
“Slut” is so 1970’s. "Ho’ " is what sluts are called nowadays. And, really, who says “ignorant” any more? I believe the modern term is “dumbass”. So that makes Fenris a…
He knows the correct, resident spelling of “Kentuckie.” Only Yankees spell it with a “Y.”
Deep down, he knows that anyone with any brains actually spells it “Kentucky.”
The Bedknobs/Poppins was a decade ago, and since then the final years of Anna Nicole reformed many an early 21st century ignorant slut into a Honda driving respectability.
Because Jane Curtin is the original ignorant slut.
Because David TOmlinson, who ought to know, said ***Bedknobs ***IS better than Mary Poppins.
