Bakers Dozen

Former football players who you thought were in the Pro Football Hall of Fame but aren’t.
(For reference, here’s an alphabetical list of members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.) http://www.profootballhof.com/hof/alphabetical.aspx

  1. Jerry Kramer
  2. Terrell Davis
  3. Jack Kemp
  4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be)
  5. Andre Reed
  6. John Hadl
  7. Bob Hayes
  8. Roger Craig
  9. Don Meredith

Former football players who you thought were in the Pro Football Hall of Fame but aren’t.
(For reference, here’s an alphabetical list of members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.) Hall of Famers | Pro Football Hall of Fame

  1. Jerry Kramer
  2. Terrell Davis
  3. Jack Kemp
  4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be)
  5. Andre Reed
  6. John Hadl
  7. Bob Hayes
  8. Roger Craig
  9. Don Meredith
  10. Cris Carter

Former football players who you thought were in the Pro Football Hall of Fame but aren’t.
(For reference, here’s an alphabetical list of members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.) Hall of Famers | Pro Football Hall of Fame

  1. Jerry Kramer
  2. Terrell Davis
  3. Jack Kemp
  4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be)
  5. Andre Reed
  6. John Hadl
  7. Bob Hayes
  8. Roger Craig
  9. Don Meredith
  10. Cris Carter
  11. Alex Karras

I have no idea how great a player he was or wasn’t, but I loved his acting roles

Yes. I liked Mongo in Blazing Saddles.

Mongo just pawn in game of life… and still not in Hall of Fame.

  1. Jerry Kramer
  2. Terrell Davis
  3. Jack Kemp
  4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be)
  5. Andre Reed
  6. John Hadl
  7. Bob Hayes
  8. Roger Craig
  9. Don Meredith
  10. Cris Carter
  11. Alex Karras
  12. Archie Griffin

Met him as a kid and always liked him. Great college player; didn’t do nearly as well in the NFL.

Mongo just pawn in game of life… and still not in Hall of Fame.

  1. Jerry Kramer
  2. Terrell Davis
  3. Jack Kemp
  4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be)
  5. Andre Reed
  6. John Hadl
  7. Bob Hayes
  8. Roger Craig
  9. Don Meredith
  10. Cris Carter
  11. Alex Karras
  12. Archie Griffin
  13. Joe Theismann

Next up:

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad

Has to have a drawing of Jesse and Mr. White standing over the dissolved body on the side and blue crystals on top.

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V
  6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware)

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V
  6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware)
  7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it)

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V
  6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware)
  7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it)
  8. Naked Jack Harkness

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V
  6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware)
  7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it)
  8. Naked Jack Harkness
  9. Tribute to Nabokov!

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V
  6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware)
  7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it)
  8. Naked Jack Harkness
  9. Tribute to Nabokov!
  10. The Human Centipede

(okay, I wouldn’t love to have it, but somebody probably would!)

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V
  6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware)
  7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it)
  8. Naked Jack Harkness
  9. Tribute to Nabokov!
  10. The Human Centipede
  11. Battle Royale

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V
  6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware)
  7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it)
  8. Naked Jack Harkness
  9. Tribute to Nabokov!
  10. The Human Centipede
  11. Battle Royale
  12. Dusk to Dawn (Complete with the Selma Hayak foot-shaped thermos!)

Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Forbidden Zone
  3. Queer as Folk
  4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order)
  5. GTA V
  6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware)
  7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it)
  8. Naked Jack Harkness
  9. Tribute to Nabokov!
  10. The Human Centipede
  11. Battle Royale
  12. Dusk to Dawn (Complete with the Selma Hayak foot-shaped thermos!)
  13. Birth of a Nation

New topic: Stupid Prank Phone Calls You Made as a Kid

  1. Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”

New topic: Stupid Prank Phone Calls You Made as a Kid

  1. Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
  2. Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff

New topic: Stupid Prank Phone Calls You Made as a Kid

  1. Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
  2. Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.