Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
I didn’t pull that one, but heard of friends who did.
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
Of course, to bunch of 10 year old, this was the most hilarious prank call ever.
Yes, that’s my story too and I’m sticking to it. What is the statute of limitations on abusing the phone system. Those WKRP phone cops are everywhere! LOL
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
When the phone rings answer “Hello, this is Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
Okay, so I did that one a month ago. Sue me. I’m still a kid at heart.
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
When the phone rings answer “Hello, this is Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
“I’m looking for Amanda. Last name Hug.”
(Okay, that’s a prank call Bart Simpson made as a kid. But in the interest of moving this along…
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
When the phone rings answer “Hello, this is Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
“I’m looking for Amanda. Last name Hug.”
“I’m looking for Anita. Last name, Mantohugandkiss.”
Yes, another Bart Simpson one. I didn’t make prank phone calls as a kid either. Another vote to move it along.
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
When the phone rings answer “Hello, this is Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
“I’m looking for Amanda. Last name Hug.”
“I’m looking for Anita. Last name, Mantohugandkiss.”
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
When the phone rings answer “Hello, this is Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
“I’m looking for Amanda. Last name Hug.”
“I’m looking for Anita. Last name, Mantohugandkiss.”
“Hi, I really need to reach my son Mike. Last name Hunt. He needs to call home”
Borrowed from Porky’s. The September after I graduated from University, my buddies and I decided we needed to prank our new replacements at the student’s association so during FROSH week I called into their office hotline during a huge event that included a sleepover on campus.
A couple weeks later we ran into some friends who told us that all the facilitators were searching buildings, waking people up, and paging over the PAs for Mike Hunt.
It was actually one of our friends that caught the joke (and even suspected me!), but still some didn’t believe him and kept looking.
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
When the phone rings answer “Hello, this is Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
“I’m looking for Amanda. Last name Hug.”
“I’m looking for Anita. Last name, Mantohugandkiss.”
“Hi, I really need to reach my son Mike. Last name Hunt. He needs to call home”
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK, just tell him Dave called.” Hang-up
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK, just tell him Mark called.” Hang-up
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK just tell him Jason called.” Hang-up
“Hi, this is Scott, by chance, did anyone call for me?”
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
When the phone rings answer “Hello, this is Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
“I’m looking for Amanda. Last name Hug.”
“I’m looking for Anita. Last name, Mantohugandkiss.”
“Hi, I really need to reach my son Mike. Last name Hunt. He needs to call home”
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK, just tell him Dave called.” Hang-up
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK, just tell him Mark called.” Hang-up
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK just tell him Jason called.” Hang-up
“Hi, this is Scott, by chance, did anyone call for me?”
“I’m calling from the [Holy Fire Tabernacle Righteousness Church] and I want to know do you have the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart today?”
‘Yes I do…’
“Well could you let him out? He’s running late for church and he’s supposed to bring the bread and fish today.”
Another “didn’t do it myself, but knew of it being done” one.
Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?”
Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door.
Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff
Call a sweet little old lady, tell her you’re a phone lineman and that she shouldn’t answer the phone for the next ten minutes because you’ll be working on the line and there’s a danger of electrocution. Call her back every few minutes until she picks up, and then SCREAM.
“Herro, mista Wing there? No? errr… maybe Mista Wong? No? Sorry, musta wing wong numba!”
When the phone rings answer “Hello, this is Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”
“I’m looking for Amanda. Last name Hug.”
“I’m looking for Anita. Last name, Mantohugandkiss.”
Hello. Do you have Robin Hood by the bag?
“Hi, I really need to reach my son Mike. Last name Hunt. He needs to call home”
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK, just tell him Dave called.” Hang-up
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK, just tell him Mark called.” Hang-up
“Hello, is Scott there? No? OK just tell him Jason called.” Hang-up
“Hi, this is Scott, by chance, did anyone call for me?”
“I’m calling from the [Holy Fire Tabernacle Righteousness Church] and I want to know do you have the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart today?”
‘Yes I do…’
“Well could you let him out? He’s running late for church and he’s supposed to bring the bread and fish today.”
Calling a tobacconist (remember those?) “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?” “Yes.” “Well, don’t you think you should let him out?”
New list…
Stupid, life-threatening things we did as kids
Emulated Evel Knievel for years by building varying ramps and trying to see as far and high I could jump. Sans helmet, of course.
Emulated Evel Knievel for years by building varying ramps and trying to see as far and high I could jump. Sans helmet, of course.
Rode in cars without a seatbelt. (To be fair, in those days, hardly anybody did that I knew.)
Climbed metal monkeybars, the ones with little spots of jagged rust because they hadn’t been tended in a while; and jumped down from the top to land on loose gravel or hard uneven ground.
