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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
  6. A menorah in every window
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
  6. A menorah in every window
  7. Spray your house with Elf Off
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
  6. A menorah in every window
  7. Spray your house with Elf Off
  8. Declare a jihad!
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
  6. A menorah in every window
  7. Spray your house with Elf Off
  8. Declare a jihad!
  9. Ask him if he’s heard the good news about Jehovah {Witnesses are dead set against holidays)
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
  6. A menorah in every window
  7. Spray your house with Elf Off
  8. Declare a jihad!
  9. Ask him if he’s heard the good news about Jehovah {Witnesses are dead set against holidays}
  10. Speaker on the roof continually playing the Chipmunks Christmas song. (Also a good way to make anyone else avoid your house).
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
  6. A menorah in every window
  7. Spray your house with Elf Off
  8. Declare a jihad!
  9. Ask him if he’s heard the good news about Jehovah {Witnesses are dead set against holidays}
  10. Speaker on the roof continually playing the Chipmunks Christmas song. (Also a good way to make anyone else avoid your house).
  11. Ditto Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song.
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
  6. A menorah in every window
  7. Spray your house with Elf Off
  8. Declare a jihad!
  9. Ask him if he’s heard the good news about Jehovah {Witnesses are dead set against holidays}
  10. Speaker on the roof continually playing the Chipmunks Christmas song. (Also a good way to make anyone else avoid your house).
  11. Ditto Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song.
  12. Lace the xmas cookies with ex-lax
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Ways to make Santa avoid your house

  1. Missile battery on the roof
  2. Reindeer repellant
  3. Restraining order
  4. Beartrap at the bottom of the chimney
  5. Be very very naughty
  6. A menorah in every window
  7. Spray your house with Elf Off
  8. Declare a jihad!
  9. Ask him if he’s heard the good news about Jehovah {Witnesses are dead set against holidays}
  10. Speaker on the roof continually playing the Chipmunks Christmas song. (Also a good way to make anyone else avoid your house).
  11. Ditto Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song.
  12. Lace the xmas cookies with ex-lax
  13. Put a female reindeer in heat on your neighbor’s roof.

Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  • from my 3 kids

BTW Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!

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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
  6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
  6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
  7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
  6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
  7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty
  8. Beer!!!
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
  6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
  7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty
  8. Beer!!!
  9. Four little words: Supermodels in red velvet
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
  6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
  7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty
  8. Beer!!!
  9. Four little words: Supermodels in red velvet
  10. Suggest Santa wouldn’t want those photos of last year’s visit to that sorority house getting back to Mrs Claus