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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
  6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
  7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty
  8. Beer!!!
  9. Four little words: Supermodels in red velvet
  10. Suggest Santa wouldn’t want those photos of last year’s visit to that sorority house getting back to Mrs Claus
  11. Don’t call him “Nicky Baby” unless he asks you to
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
  6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
  7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty
  8. Beer!!!
  9. Four little words: Supermodels in red velvet
  10. Suggest Santa wouldn’t want those photos of last year’s visit to that sorority house getting back to Mrs Claus
  11. Don’t call him “Nicky Baby” unless he asks you to
  12. Full-frontal nudity
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Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house:

  1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it.
  2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food
  3. Hire a chimney sweep.
  4. Rooftop Landing strip
  5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney.
  6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!
  7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty
  8. Beer!!!
  9. Four little words: Supermodels in red velvet
  10. Suggest Santa wouldn’t want those photos of last year’s visit to that sorority house getting back to Mrs Claus
  11. Don’t call him “Nicky Baby” unless he asks you to
  12. Full-frontal nudity
  13. Puppies!!

Next topic, Items used to trim a Christmas Tree:

  1. Lights
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Items used to trim a Christmas Tree:

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
  6. Garland
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
  6. Garland
  7. Balls
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
  6. Garland
  7. Balls
  8. Candles
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
  6. Garland
  7. Balls
  8. Candles
  9. Christmas cards

(did anyone else’s family do that? maybe it’s just mine :P)

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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
  6. Garland
  7. Balls
  8. Candles
  9. Christmas cards
  10. Tiny wrapped Christmas presents
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
  6. Garland
  7. Balls
  8. Candles
  9. Christmas cards
  10. Tiny wrapped Christmas presents
  11. A long string with miniature flags of the world

A tradition in my mom’s family that we’ve continued. Looks nice.

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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
  6. Garland
  7. Balls
  8. Candles
  9. Christmas cards
  10. Tiny wrapped Christmas presents
  11. A long string with miniature flags of the world
  12. Bows
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Items used to trim a Christmas tree

  1. Lights
  2. Tinsel
  3. Candy canes
  4. Popcorn
  5. Angel and/or star that goes on top
  6. Garland
  7. Balls
  8. Candles
  9. Christmas cards
  10. Tiny wrapped Christmas presents
  11. A long string with miniature flags of the world
  12. Bows
  13. Lastly, icicles

Songs with fruit in their titles:

  1. Blueberry Hill
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Songs with fruit in their titles:

  1. Blueberry Hill
  2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!)
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Songs with fruit in their titles:

  1. Blueberry Hill
  2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!)
  3. Strawberry Fields Forever
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Songs with fruit in their titles:

  1. Blueberry Hill
  2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!)
  3. Strawberry Fields Forever
  4. The Banana Boat Song
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Songs with fruit in their titles:

  1. Blueberry Hill
  2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!)
  3. Strawberry Fields Forever
  4. The Banana Boat Song
  5. Lemon Tree
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Songs with fruit in their titles:

  1. Blueberry Hill
  2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!)
  3. Strawberry Fields Forever
  4. The Banana Boat Song
  5. Lemon Tree
  6. Tangerine