Bakers Dozen

Things you don’t want to hear on New Year’s Eve

  1. “Three… two… one… Let’s just be friends, OK?”
  2. “License and registration, please”
  3. “Hope you don’t mind, but the store ran out of champagne, so we’re toasting the New Year with club soda”
  4. klunk (the sound of Dick Clark, whom I think is already dead and they’re just wheeling him out anyway, keeling over dead on live TV 10 seconds before the ball hits 0)
  5. “Seven-out” (I’ll be at a casino, part of the time at a Crap Table)
  6. tap tap “Hey. Angel of Death here. Just thought I’d give you a friendly heads up that you can conserve time by not bothering with the resolutions this year. kthxbye.”
  7. “Who says you can’t mix beer, peppermint schnapps, screwdrivers and champagne? BLEARRRGH. Oh, sorry about your shoes, man…”
  8. “All 13 of your picks in amarone’s SDMB death pool suddenly dropped dead earlier today.”
  9. “Honey, we need to talk…”
  10. “OMIGOD! The ball just came down on your head.”

Things you don’t want to hear on New Year’s Eve

  1. “Three… two… one… Let’s just be friends, OK?”
  2. “License and registration, please”
  3. “Hope you don’t mind, but the store ran out of champagne, so we’re toasting the New Year with club soda”
  4. klunk (the sound of Dick Clark, whom I think is already dead and they’re just wheeling him out anyway, keeling over dead on live TV 10 seconds before the ball hits 0)
  5. “Seven-out” (I’ll be at a casino, part of the time at a Crap Table)
  6. tap tap “Hey. Angel of Death here. Just thought I’d give you a friendly heads up that you can conserve time by not bothering with the resolutions this year. kthxbye.”
  7. “Who says you can’t mix beer, peppermint schnapps, screwdrivers and champagne? BLEARRRGH. Oh, sorry about your shoes, man…”
  8. “All 13 of your picks in amarone’s SDMB death pool suddenly dropped dead earlier today.”
  9. “Honey, we need to talk…”
  10. “OMIGOD! The ball just came down on your head.”
  11. “Wow, that was really great! =Whew.= By the way, I’m a dude.”

Things you don’t want to hear on New Year’s Eve

  1. “Three… two… one… Let’s just be friends, OK?”
  2. “License and registration, please”
  3. “Hope you don’t mind, but the store ran out of champagne, so we’re toasting the New Year with club soda”
  4. klunk (the sound of Dick Clark, whom I think is already dead and they’re just wheeling him out anyway, keeling over dead on live TV 10 seconds before the ball hits 0)
  5. “Seven-out” (I’ll be at a casino, part of the time at a Crap Table)
  6. tap tap “Hey. Angel of Death here. Just thought I’d give you a friendly heads up that you can conserve time by not bothering with the resolutions this year. kthxbye.”
  7. “Who says you can’t mix beer, peppermint schnapps, screwdrivers and champagne? BLEARRRGH. Oh, sorry about your shoes, man…”
  8. “All 13 of your picks in amarone’s SDMB death pool suddenly dropped dead earlier today.”
  9. “Honey, we need to talk…”
  10. “OMIGOD! The ball just came down on your head.”
  11. “Wow, that was really great! =Whew.= By the way, I’m a dude.”
  12. “Hey, I just remembered I forgot to change my clocks for daylight savings time. I guess it’s actually half past midnight.”

Things you don’t want to hear on New Year’s Eve

  1. “Three… two… one… Let’s just be friends, OK?”
  2. “License and registration, please”
  3. “Hope you don’t mind, but the store ran out of champagne, so we’re toasting the New Year with club soda”
  4. klunk (the sound of Dick Clark, whom I think is already dead and they’re just wheeling him out anyway, keeling over dead on live TV 10 seconds before the ball hits 0)
  5. “Seven-out” (I’ll be at a casino, part of the time at a Crap Table)
  6. tap tap “Hey. Angel of Death here. Just thought I’d give you a friendly heads up that you can conserve time by not bothering with the resolutions this year. kthxbye.”
  7. “Who says you can’t mix beer, peppermint schnapps, screwdrivers and champagne? BLEARRRGH. Oh, sorry about your shoes, man…”
  8. “All 13 of your picks in amarone’s SDMB death pool suddenly dropped dead earlier today.”
  9. “Honey, we need to talk…”
  10. “OMIGOD! The ball just came down on your head.”
  11. “Wow, that was really great! =Whew.= By the way, I’m a dude.”
  12. “Hey, I just remembered I forgot to change my clocks for daylight savings time. I guess it’s actually half past midnight.”
  13. “You laughed at me when I predicted the world would end December 31, 2010. Well, who is laughing now?”

New catagory: Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?

New catagory: Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year

New catagory: Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later

New catagory: Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)

Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)
  5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure

Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)
  5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure
  6. The Charlie in the Box

Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)
  5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure
  6. The Charlie in the Box
  7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate.

Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)
  5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure
  6. The Charlie in the Box
  7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate.
  8. The username of the OP

Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)
  5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure
  6. The Charlie in the Box
  7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate.
  8. The username of the OP
  9. the fact that this topic might cure my daily fix of the Baker’s Dozen thread. Cold Turkey.

Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)
  5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure
  6. The Charlie in the Box
  7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate.
  8. The username of the OP
  9. the fact that this topic might cure my daily fix of the Baker’s Dozen thread. Cold Turkey.
  10. Agreed.

Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)
  5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure
  6. The Charlie in the Box
  7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate.
  8. The username of the OP
  9. the fact that this topic might cure my daily fix of the Baker’s Dozen thread. Cold Turkey.
  10. Agreed.
  11. It’s given us this great category for the game.

Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread.

  1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey?
  2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year
  3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later
  4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version)
  5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure
  6. The Charlie in the Box
  7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate.
  8. The username of the OP
  9. the fact that this topic might cure my daily fix of the Baker’s Dozen thread. Cold Turkey.
  10. Agreed.
  11. It’s given us this great category for the game.
  12. It might be the category that took the longest.
  13. It’s finally over.

New Category - Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade
  6. Strong black coffee