Bakers Dozen

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade
  6. Strong black coffee
  7. Pickle juice

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade
  6. Strong black coffee
  7. Pickle juice
  8. Icy-cold shower

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade
  6. Strong black coffee
  7. Pickle juice
  8. Icy-cold shower
  9. Waffle House food (a case of the cure being worse than the disease)

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade
  6. Strong black coffee
  7. Pickle juice
  8. Icy-cold shower
  9. Waffle House food (a case of the cure being worse than the disease)
  10. The passage of time (the only certain cure)

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade
  6. Strong black coffee
  7. Pickle juice
  8. Icy-cold shower
  9. Waffle House food (a case of the cure being worse than the disease)
  10. The passage of time (the only certain cure)
  11. A couple of bong hits and a comfortable couch, while watching/listening to a broadcast of golf

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade
  6. Strong black coffee
  7. Pickle juice
  8. Icy-cold shower
  9. Waffle House food (a case of the cure being worse than the disease)
  10. The passage of time (the only certain cure)
  11. A couple of bong hits and a comfortable couch, while watching/listening to a broadcast of golf
  12. Egg yolk, Worcestershire sauce, and red pepper

Hangover Cures

  1. Aspirin
  2. Bloody Mary
  3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat.
  4. Menudo
  5. Gatorade
  6. Strong black coffee
  7. Pickle juice
  8. Icy-cold shower
  9. Waffle House food (a case of the cure being worse than the disease)
  10. The passage of time (the only certain cure)
  11. A couple of bong hits and a comfortable couch, while watching/listening to a broadcast of golf
  12. Egg yolk, Worcestershire sauce, and red pepper
  13. Never drinking at all!

New category:

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67
  6. North Korea opens up borders to the world

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67
  6. North Korea opens up borders to the world
  7. Mitch McConnell confesses “bigtime mancrush” on President Obama

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67
  6. North Korea opens up borders to the world
  7. Mitch McConnell confesses “bigtime mancrush” on President Obama
  8. Brad Pitt devastated as Angelina leaves him for Jennifer Aniston

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67
  6. North Korea opens up borders to the world
  7. Mitch McConnell confesses “bigtime mancrush” on President Obama
  8. Brad Pitt devastated as Angelina leaves him for Jennifer Aniston
  9. Vanilla Ice makes big comeback, sweeps Grammys

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67
  6. North Korea opens up borders to the world
  7. Mitch McConnell confesses “bigtime mancrush” on President Obama
  8. Brad Pitt devastated as Angelina leaves him for Jennifer Aniston
  9. Vanilla Ice makes big comeback, sweeps Grammys
  10. Mel Gibson begins rabbinical training; says “Call me Shlomo”

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67
  6. North Korea opens up borders to the world
  7. Mitch McConnell confesses “bigtime mancrush” on President Obama
  8. Brad Pitt devastated as Angelina leaves him for Jennifer Aniston
  9. Vanilla Ice makes big comeback, sweeps Grammys
  10. Mel Gibson begins rabbinical training; says “Call me Shlomo”
  11. Netanyahu Orders All Jewish Settlements in West Bank Bulldozed

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67
  6. North Korea opens up borders to the world
  7. Mitch McConnell confesses “bigtime mancrush” on President Obama
  8. Brad Pitt devastated as Angelina leaves him for Jennifer Aniston
  9. Vanilla Ice makes big comeback, sweeps Grammys
  10. Mel Gibson begins rabbinical training; says “Call me Shlomo”
  11. Netanyahu Orders All Jewish Settlements in West Bank Bulldozed
  12. New Fox News Correspondent Sean Penn Declares War on ‘Liberal Elites’

Unlikely headlines of 2011

  1. Sarah Palin wins Nobel Peace Prize
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates Win World Series
  3. Kanye West wins “Most polite celebrity” award
  4. “Human Centipede” Sweeps Oscars
  5. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Dead at 67
  6. North Korea opens up borders to the world
  7. Mitch McConnell confesses “bigtime mancrush” on President Obama
  8. Brad Pitt devastated as Angelina leaves him for Jennifer Aniston
  9. Vanilla Ice makes big comeback, sweeps Grammys
  10. Mel Gibson begins rabbinical training; says “Call me Shlomo”
  11. Netanyahu Orders All Jewish Settlements in West Bank Bulldozed
  12. New Fox News Correspondent Sean Penn Declares War on ‘Liberal Elites’
  13. Seahawks win Superbowl XLV

New category: Hugo winning novels

  1. The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester

New category: Hugo winning novels

  1. The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester
  2. Animal Farm by George Orwell