I wish I could link to YouTube; I’d find Charity Barnum singing Colors Of My Life from the musical BARNUM. (Her husband’s version is an homage to jewel tones and vibrants, her’s is a paean to earth tones.)
Macy Should Have Balloons of Celebrities Who Died that Year
Go and visit a country where it’s not a holiday. Like Canada or Mexico.
serve more wine
After dinner board games or parlor games
Make deep-frying the turkey the only cooking method allowed by law
More eels, seal, and cod
All of which might well have been served at the Pilgrim’s harvest feast. (Helpful hint: Seal can be a bit pricey, so buy the SEAL HELPER to make it go farther.)
Macy Should Have Balloons of Celebrities Who Died that Year
Go and visit a country where it’s not a holiday. Like Canada or Mexico.
serve more wine
After dinner board games or parlor games
Make deep-frying the turkey the only cooking method allowed by law
More eels, seal, and cod
Mandatory hat buckles
Outlaw turducken
Mandatory contribution to local food bank of 1/5 of what you spent on your vittles
The host/hostess is the recognized ruler of all. If the threshold is crossed, every command must be obeyed, starting with the unspoken-but-universally-understood “Shut up, (relative), and don’t be an ass.”