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Don’t let my sister read that. She becomes Goddess-Empress Bitch of the Universe when she hosts Thanksgiving feasts.

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Ways You’d Improve Thanksgiving Celebrations

  1. Macy Should Have Balloons of Celebrities Who Died that Year
  2. Go and visit a country where it’s not a holiday. Like Canada or Mexico.
  3. serve more wine
  4. After dinner board games or parlor games
  5. Make deep-frying the turkey the only cooking method allowed by law
  6. More eels, seal, and cod
  7. Mandatory hat buckles
  8. Outlaw turducken
  9. Mandatory contribution to local food bank of 1/5 of what you spent on your vittles
  10. The host/hostess is the recognized ruler of all. If the threshold is crossed, every command must be obeyed, starting with the unspoken-but-universally-understood “Shut up, (relative), and don’t be an ass.”
  11. Dinner shall be served so as not to be in conflict with Cowboys game! Please schedule meal to either conclude before kick-off (4:30pm) or to be ready immediately after game (unknown time). Failure to do so will result in all requests to come to the table to be unheard, no matter how many times you yell from the another room.
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Ways You’d Improve Thanksgiving Celebrations

  1. Macy Should Have Balloons of Celebrities Who Died that Year
  2. Go and visit a country where it’s not a holiday. Like Canada or Mexico.
  3. serve more wine
  4. After dinner board games or parlor games
  5. Make deep-frying the turkey the only cooking method allowed by law
  6. More eels, seal, and cod
  7. Mandatory hat buckles
  8. Outlaw turducken
  9. Mandatory contribution to local food bank of 1/5 of what you spent on your vittles
  10. The host/hostess is the recognized ruler of all. If the threshold is crossed, every command must be obeyed, starting with the unspoken-but-universally-understood “Shut up, (relative), and don’t be an ass.”
  11. Dinner shall be served so as not to be in conflict with Cowboys game! Please schedule meal to either conclude before kick-off (4:30pm) or to be ready immediately after game (unknown time). Failure to do so will result in all requests to come to the table to be unheard, no matter how many times you yell from the another room.
  12. Rename the holiday: “The Straight Dope presents… Thanksgiving!”
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Ways You’d Improve Thanksgiving Celebrations

  1. Macy Should Have Balloons of Celebrities Who Died that Year
  2. Go and visit a country where it’s not a holiday. Like Canada or Mexico.
  3. serve more wine
  4. After dinner board games or parlor games
  5. Make deep-frying the turkey the only cooking method allowed by law
  6. More eels, seal, and cod
  7. Mandatory hat buckles
  8. Outlaw turducken
  9. Mandatory contribution to local food bank of 1/5 of what you spent on your vittles
  10. The host/hostess is the recognized ruler of all. If the threshold is crossed, every command must be obeyed, starting with the unspoken-but-universally-understood “Shut up, (relative), and don’t be an ass.”
  11. Dinner shall be served so as not to be in conflict with Cowboys game! Please schedule meal to either conclude before kick-off (4:30pm) or to be ready immediately after game (unknown time). Failure to do so will result in all requests to come to the table to be unheard, no matter how many times you yell from the another room.
  12. Rename the holiday: “The Straight Dope presents… Thanksgiving!”
  13. Anyone who doesn’t help clean up after the big meal must play “Alice’s Restaurant” on the kazoo.

New: Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel **Escape to Witch Mountain.
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New: Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
  6. Rev. Trask, evildoer on Dark Shadows TV series
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
  6. Rev. Trask, evildoer on Dark Shadows TV series
  7. Father Ted Crilly, Father Ted
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
  6. Rev. Trask, evildoer on Dark Shadows TV series
  7. Father Ted Crilly, Father Ted
  8. Lt. Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy, MASH*
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
  6. Rev. Trask, evildoer on Dark Shadows TV series
  7. Father Ted Crilly, Father Ted
  8. Lt. Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy, MAS*H
  9. Father Donald Callahan, from Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot (and later, The Dark Tower)
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
  6. Rev. Trask, evildoer on Dark Shadows TV series
  7. Father Ted Crilly, Father Ted
  8. Lt. Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy, MAS*H
  9. Father Donald Callahan, from Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot (and later, The Dark Tower)
  10. Sister Bertrille, the Flying Nun
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
  6. Rev. Trask, evildoer on Dark Shadows TV series
  7. Father Ted Crilly, Father Ted
  8. Lt. Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy, MAS*H
  9. Father Donald Callahan, from Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot (and later, The Dark Tower)
  10. Sister Bertrille, the Flying Nun
  11. Father Guido Sarducci, Royal Canadian Air Farce radio show, as the gossip columnist in the Vatican Observer
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
  6. Rev. Trask, evildoer on Dark Shadows TV series
  7. Father Ted Crilly, Father Ted
  8. Lt. Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy, MAS*H
  9. Father Donald Callahan, from Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot (and later, The Dark Tower)
  10. Sister Bertrille, the Flying Nun
  11. Father Guido Sarducci, Royal Canadian Air Farce radio show, as the gossip columnist in the Vatican Observer
  12. Brother Cadfael, Crime solving monk (And Doper, who knew?) by Edith Pargeter
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Fictional Clergy

  1. Father O’Day, in Alexander Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain.
  2. Father Brown, from G. K. Chesterton’s series of short stories.
  3. Rabbi David Small from Harry Kemelman’s mystery novels
  4. Father Dowling from Ralph McInerny’s mystery series and the TV show starring Tom Bosley
  5. Father Damien Karras, from The Exorcist
  6. Rev. Trask, evildoer on Dark Shadows TV series
  7. Father Ted Crilly, Father Ted
  8. Lt. Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy, MAS*H
  9. Father Donald Callahan, from Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot (and later, The Dark Tower)
  10. Sister Bertrille, the Flying Nun
  11. Father Guido Sarducci, Royal Canadian Air Farce radio show, as the gossip columnist in the Vatican Observer
  12. Brother Cadfael, Crime solving monk (And Doper, who knew?) by Edith Pargeter
  13. Father Gabriel, THE WALKING DEAD

A pair of things you’re legitimately thankful for this Thanksgiving

  1. My Good close friends and my bad little dog
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A pair of things you’re legitimately thankful for this Thanksgiving

  1. My good close friends and my bad little dog
  2. My wife and sons, and Silver Palate mashed potatoes
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A pair of things you’re legitimately thankful for this Thanksgiving

  1. My good close friends and my bad little dog
  2. My wife and sons, and Silver Palate mashed potatoes
  3. My wife, and the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon
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A pair of things you’re legitimately thankful for this Thanksgiving

  1. My good close friends and my bad little dog
  2. My wife and sons, and Silver Palate mashed potatoes
  3. My wife, and the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon
  4. My spouse and my cats.
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A pair of things you’re legitimately thankful for this Thanksgiving

  1. My good close friends and my bad little dog
  2. My wife and sons, and Silver Palate mashed potatoes
  3. My wife, and the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon
  4. My spouse and my cats.
  5. My cat and the fact that for some bizarre reason, Unity3D Web Player is working today when it’s been doing nothing but crashing since I upgraded to Yosemite.