Bakers Dozen

Your state’s or province’s favorite currently-living person

  1. Bruce Springsteen, New Jersey
  2. For Texas… a tie between Roger Staubach and Willie Nelson
  3. Richard Simmons, Louisiana
  4. David Letterman, Indiana
  5. Michael Jordan, N.C.
  6. Billy Joel, New York
  7. Wayne Gretzky, Ontario
  8. Channing Tatum, Alabama
  9. John Glenn, Ohio
  10. Debra Messing, Rhode Island
  11. LeBron James, Ohio

That’s thirteen, since two were skipped:

  1. Bruce Springsteen, New Jersey
  2. For Texas… a tie between Roger Staubach and Willie Nelson
  3. Richard Simmons, Louisiana
  4. David Letterman, Indiana
  5. Michael Jordan, N.C.
  6. Billy Joel, New York
    **7. Jerry Brown, California
  7. John Denver is dead so I’ll have to go with John Elway - Colorado. **
  8. Wayne Gretzky, Ontario
  9. Channing Tatum, Alabama
  10. John Glenn, Ohio
  11. Debra Messing, Rhode Island
  12. LeBron James, Ohio

I’ll pass since I did one recently.

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. Great Threads (a repository of “great threads” from days of yore… “If LOTR was written…”, “Blimps”, etc…)

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. The [GAME] Room

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. HELL - Where dopers serve out their suspensions or bannings chatting with other trolls, a-holes, crazies and nutjobs.

@Tangent - you realize (at long last) there is a [Game] Room now, right?

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. HELL - Where dopers serve out their suspensions or bannings chatting with other trolls, a-holes, crazies and nutjobs.
  6. Godfather Questions

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. Great Threads (a repository of “great threads” from days of yore… “If LOTR was written…”, “Blimps”, etc…)
  6. The [GAME] Room
  7. HELL - Where dopers serve out their suspensions or bannings chatting with other trolls, a-holes, crazies and nutjobs.
  8. Godfather Questions
  9. Under the Bridge - the place where trolls belong

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. Great Threads (a repository of “great threads” from days of yore… “If LOTR was written…”, “Blimps”, etc…)
  6. The [GAME] Room
  7. HELL - Where dopers serve out their suspensions or bannings chatting with other trolls, a-holes, crazies and nutjobs.
  8. Godfather Questions
  9. Under the Bridge - the place where trolls belong
  10. Cecil’s Chathouse - Where Cecil posts and answers questions on a continual basis

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. Great Threads (a repository of “great threads” from days of yore… “If LOTR was written…”, “Blimps”, etc…)
  6. The [GAME] Room
  7. HELL - Where dopers serve out their suspensions or bannings chatting with other trolls, a-holes, crazies and nutjobs.
  8. Godfather Questions
  9. Under the Bridge - the place where trolls belong
  10. Cecil’s Chathouse - Where Cecil posts and answers questions on a continual basis
  11. The Rainbow Room - a place of happy thoughts and good wishes

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. Great Threads (a repository of “great threads” from days of yore… “If LOTR was written…”, “Blimps”, etc…)
  6. The [GAME] Room
  7. HELL - Where dopers serve out their suspensions or bannings chatting with other trolls, a-holes, crazies and nutjobs.
  8. Godfather Questions
  9. Under the Bridge - the place where trolls belong
  10. Cecil’s Chathouse - Where Cecil posts and answers questions on a continual basis
  11. The Rainbow Room - a place of happy thoughts and good wishes
  12. The Prayer Room - where devout Dopers get together and join in praising God and beseeching Him to bring good things to our beloved online friends.

Ha! I hadn’t noticed. :smack:

Other subforums which should be added to the SDMB, but probably won’t:

  1. Irritating Whining
  2. I brag, you fawn
  3. Drive by’s
  4. Der Trihs and his never-ending rants about women and minorities constantly being downtrodden by all other members of society.
  5. Great Threads (a repository of “great threads” from days of yore… “If LOTR was written…”, “Blimps”, etc…)
  6. The [GAME] Room
  7. HELL - Where dopers serve out their suspensions or bannings chatting with other trolls, a-holes, crazies and nutjobs.
  8. Godfather Questions
  9. Under the Bridge - the place where trolls belong
  10. Cecil’s Chathouse - Where Cecil posts and answers questions on a continual basis
  11. The Rainbow Room - a place of happy thoughts and good wishes
  12. The Prayer Room - where devout Dopers get together and join in praising God and beseeching Him to bring good things to our beloved online friends.
  13. The Kitteh Korner (pics mandatory)

Next category:

Things you never want to hear your lawyer say

  1. “I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”

Things you never want to hear your lawyer say

  1. “I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
  2. “Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”

Things you never want to hear your lawyer say

  1. “I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
  2. “Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
  3. “The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”

Things you never want to hear your lawyer say

  1. “I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
  2. “Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
  3. “The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
  4. “What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”

Things you never want to hear your lawyer say

  1. “I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
  2. “Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
  3. “The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
  4. “What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
  5. “This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”