“I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
“Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
“The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
“What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
“This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”
“Oh, I can win your case, no problem! It’s my fee that’ll bankrupt you.”
“I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
“Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
“The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
“What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
“This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”
“Oh, I can win your case, no problem! It’s my fee that’ll bankrupt you.”
“I’m not disbarred yet. They’ve only threatened to disbar me.”
“I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
“Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
“The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
“What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
“This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”
“Oh, I can win your case, no problem! It’s my fee that’ll bankrupt you.”
“I’m not disbarred yet. They’ve only threatened to disbar me.”
“I’ve argued in front of every judge in the state - often as a lawyer”
“I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
“Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
“The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
“What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
“This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”
“Oh, I can win your case, no problem! It’s my fee that’ll bankrupt you.”
“I’m not disbarred yet. They’ve only threatened to disbar me.”
“I’ve argued in front of every judge in the state - often as a lawyer”
“I’ll be defending you on the charge of…Murder One? Wow! Even if I lose, I’ll be famous!”
“I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
“Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
“The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
“What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
“This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”
“Oh, I can win your case, no problem! It’s my fee that’ll bankrupt you.”
“I’m not disbarred yet. They’ve only threatened to disbar me.”
“I’ve argued in front of every judge in the state - often as a lawyer”
“I’ll be defending you on the charge of…Murder One? Wow! Even if I lose, I’ll be famous!”
“I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
“Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
“The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
“What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
“This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”
“Oh, I can win your case, no problem! It’s my fee that’ll bankrupt you.”
“I’m not disbarred yet. They’ve only threatened to disbar me.”
“I’ve argued in front of every judge in the state - often as a lawyer”
“I’ll be defending you on the charge of…Murder One? Wow! Even if I lose, I’ll be famous!”
“I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
“Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
“The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
“What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
“This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”
“Oh, I can win your case, no problem! It’s my fee that’ll bankrupt you.”
“I’m not disbarred yet. They’ve only threatened to disbar me.”
“I’ve argued in front of every judge in the state - often as a lawyer”
“I’ll be defending you on the charge of…Murder One? Wow! Even if I lose, I’ll be famous!”
“I bet you fifty bucks I can get you an acquittal… hmm, no, make that twenty.”
“Don’t worry, Life is just a legal term. You’ll be out in thirty or forty years.”
“The prosecution’s case looks pretty solid. Don’t worry. No matter what happens, I’ll take care of your wife. I mean, I’ll see that she’s taken care of.”
“What are the odds, huh? All three of my ex-wives in the same jury.”
“This is the biggest slam dunk since my suit against the creators of the Never Ending Story!”
“Oh, I can win your case, no problem! It’s my fee that’ll bankrupt you.”
“I’m not disbarred yet. They’ve only threatened to disbar me.”
“I’ve argued in front of every judge in the state - often as a lawyer”
“I’ll be defending you on the charge of…Murder One? Wow! Even if I lose, I’ll be famous!”
“Huh. Colonoscope’s stuck again. Third time this week! Don’t worry; I’ll have it loose in an hour or two.”
“Hmm…never seen this before…”
“Oh, shit. Uh, just wait here a bit…”
“Oh, THIS will get me published!”
“Why don’t my rich patients ever get this?”
“I graduated in the top 2/3 of my class from the second best online medical school in Bolivia.”
“Just out of curiosity, you HAVE signed up to be an organ donor, right?”
Oh, that’s interesting…
“I’m sorry, what’d you say? I wasn’t listening, I’m going through a really messy divorce, IRS is auditing me, being sued for sexual harassment by one former nurse and for malpractice by a former patient, I am really wanting to drink again… oh well, enough of my problems, let’s cut you open.”