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Things You Never Want Your Doctor to Say

  1. “Oopsie!”
  2. “Ha! Chart’s upside-down!”
  3. “Huh. Colonoscope’s stuck again. Third time this week! Don’t worry; I’ll have it loose in an hour or two.”
  4. “Hmm…never seen this before…”
  5. “Oh, shit. Uh, just wait here a bit…”
  6. “Oh, THIS will get me published!”
  7. “Why don’t my rich patients ever get this?”
  8. “I graduated in the top 2/3 of my class from the second best online medical school in Bolivia.”
  9. “Just out of curiosity, you HAVE signed up to be an organ donor, right?”
  10. Oh, that’s interesting…
  11. “I’m sorry, what’d you say? I wasn’t listening, I’m going through a really messy divorce, IRS is auditing me, being sued for sexual harassment by one former nurse and for malpractice by a former patient, I am really wanting to drink again… oh well, enough of my problems, let’s cut you open.”
  12. “You’re in good shape for a seventy year old…oh, you’re only forty.”
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Huh?

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Things You Never Want Your Doctor to Say

  1. “Oopsie!”
  2. “Ha! Chart’s upside-down!”
  3. “Huh. Colonoscope’s stuck again. Third time this week! Don’t worry; I’ll have it loose in an hour or two.”
  4. “Hmm…never seen this before…”
  5. “Oh, shit. Uh, just wait here a bit…”
  6. “Oh, THIS will get me published!”
  7. “Why don’t my rich patients ever get this?”
  8. “I graduated in the top 2/3 of my class from the second best online medical school in Bolivia.”
  9. “Just out of curiosity, you HAVE signed up to be an organ donor, right?”
  10. Oh, that’s interesting…
  11. “I’m sorry, what’d you say? I wasn’t listening, I’m going through a really messy divorce, IRS is auditing me, being sued for sexual harassment by one former nurse and for malpractice by a former patient, I am really wanting to drink again… oh well, enough of my problems, let’s cut you open.”
  12. “You’re in good shape for a seventy year old…oh, you’re only forty.”
  13. “Turn your head, cough, and tell me you love me.”

Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
  6. Crispin Glover
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
  6. Crispin Glover
  7. Woody Allen
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
  6. Crispin Glover
  7. Woody Allen
  8. Lindsay Lohan
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
  6. Crispin Glover
  7. Woody Allen
  8. Lindsay Lohan
  9. Warwick Davis
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
  6. Crispin Glover
  7. Woody Allen
  8. Lindsay Lohan
  9. Warwick Davis
  10. Richard Simmons
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
  6. Crispin Glover
  7. Woody Allen
  8. Lindsay Lohan
  9. Warwick Davis
  10. Richard Simmons
  11. Ron Jeremy
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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
  6. Crispin Glover
  7. Woody Allen
  8. Lindsay Lohan
  9. Warwick Davis
  10. Richard Simmons
  11. Ron Jeremy
  12. Steve Buscemi
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Steve Buscemi is #2 and #12 :slight_smile:

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Actors you think would be miscast as God

  1. Don Knotts
  2. Steve Buscemi
  3. Dom DeLuise
  4. Hervé Villechaize
  5. Chuck Norris
  6. Crispin Glover
  7. Woody Allen
  8. Lindsay Lohan
  9. Warwick Davis
  10. Richard Simmons
  11. Ron Jeremy
  12. Steve Buscemi
  13. Hugh Grant

Worst (real) things you’ve been told on a date

  1. I’m falling in like with you.
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Worst (real) things you’ve been told on a date

  1. I’m falling in like with you.
  2. I’m getting married next month.
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Worst (real) things you’ve been told on a date

  1. I’m falling in like with you.
  2. I’m getting married next month.
  3. Wait, that was today? (That being our date, so technically he said it before the date.)
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Worst (real) things you’ve been told on a date

  1. I’m falling in like with you.
  2. I’m getting married next month.
  3. Wait, that was today? (That being our date, so technically he said it before the date.)
  4. If he plays that flute one more time, I’m gonna shove it up his ass!

Said to me after a Jethro Tull concert. Naturally, I broke up with her.

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Worst (real) things you’ve been told on a date

  1. I’m falling in like with you.
  2. I’m getting married next month.
  3. Wait, that was today? (That being our date, so technically he said it before the date.)
  4. If he plays that flute one more time, I’m gonna shove it up his ass!
  5. (the next morning) I should tell you, I’m involved with someone and will probably get engaged next month.

eta - which was fine with me because I wasn’t looking for more, and we’re actually still friends, oddly enough.