Wait, that was today? (That being our date, so technically he said it before the date.)
If he plays that flute one more time, I’m gonna shove it up his ass!
(the next morning) I should tell you, I’m involved with someone and will probably get engaged next month.
You already asked me that.
You’re so funny! You should meet my gay friend “Joe.” You two would love each other.
I don’t THINK she actually believed I was gay… but that this remark proved she regarded me as a harmless, “safe” pal, like one of her gay male friends.
Wait, that was today? (That being our date, so technically he said it before the date.)
If he plays that flute one more time, I’m gonna shove it up his ass!
(the next morning) I should tell you, I’m involved with someone and will probably get engaged next month.
You already asked me that.
You’re so funny! You should meet my gay friend “Joe.” You two would love each other.
My granddaughter turns 16 next year so I’m going to help her buy a car.
Nothing wrong with being a doting grandfather, openly gay or otherwise, but I was 39 at the time and was set up with a guy our mutual friend had described as “Divorced and I’m not really sure of his age but he’s probably a few years older than you are”. (Very nice guy, but I wasn’t interested in being a grandfather before I have kids.)
Wait, that was today? (That being our date, so technically he said it before the date.)
If he plays that flute one more time, I’m gonna shove it up his ass!
(the next morning) I should tell you, I’m involved with someone and will probably get engaged next month.
You already asked me that.
You’re so funny! You should meet my gay friend “Joe.” You two would love each other.
My granddaughter turns 16 next year so I’m going to help her buy a car.
“Sorry, but you’re a little too artsy for me”
Blind date while in I was in University, she was not.
Of course, my friends thought this was hilarious because I was the farthest thing from “artsy”.
Back then, I was a party animal, I drank and smoked, worked security at the campus pub, and played guitar in a couple bands rock bands.
Wait, that was today? (That being our date, so technically he said it before the date.)
If he plays that flute one more time, I’m gonna shove it up his ass!
(the next morning) I should tell you, I’m involved with someone and will probably get engaged next month.
You already asked me that.
You’re so funny! You should meet my gay friend “Joe.” You two would love each other.
My granddaughter turns 16 next year so I’m going to help her buy a car.
“Sorry, but you’re a little too artsy for me”
“You’re too controlling.”
“You look kind of like Russell Crowe but fatter.”
“My mother said it looked like you were casing our house.” (I was in the house for a few minutes, meeting her mother as [del]requested[/del] demanded, and had been admiring the furniture and decor)
Wait, that was today? (That being our date, so technically he said it before the date.)
If he plays that flute one more time, I’m gonna shove it up his ass!
(the next morning) I should tell you, I’m involved with someone and will probably get engaged next month.
You already asked me that.
You’re so funny! You should meet my gay friend “Joe.” You two would love each other.
My granddaughter turns 16 next year so I’m going to help her buy a car.
“Sorry, but you’re a little too artsy for me”
“You’re too controlling.”
“You look kind of like Russell Crowe but fatter.”
“My mother said it looked like you were casing our house.” (I was in the house for a few minutes, meeting her mother as requested demanded, and had been admiring the furniture and decor)